Godzilla (I) (1998)
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: What do we do now?
Philippe Roaché: Running would be a good idea.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: [Repeated line after someone mispronounces his name] It's Tatopoulos.
[Nick was unsuccessful in conning the Guard, but Philippe was]
Tunnel Guard: Alright. Move on.
Philippe Roaché: [to Guard, sounding like Elvis] Thank you. Thank you very much.
Philippe Roaché: [to Nick] Elvis Presley movies. He was The King.
Apache Pilots: [after accidentally hitting the Chrysler Building with a missile] Oh! Damn, uh! That's a negative impact, sir! I repeat, that's a negative impact!
Mayor Ebert: Negative impact? That's the goddamned Chrysler Building!
Philippe Roaché: [holding up a doughnut] No croissant?
Jean-Luc: No, monsieur.
Philippe Roaché: [slurps drink, groans] You call this coffee?
Jean-Luc: I call this America.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: This thing is much too big to be some lost dinosaur.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: The radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the clue.
Audrey Timmonds: Wait, I don't get it... If he's the first of his kind, how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Not if he reproduces asexually.
Audrey Timmonds: Where's the fun in that?
Philippe Roaché: I am Philippe Roaché, DGSE - Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: It sounds big.
Philippe Roaché: French Secret Service.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Oh.
Mayor Ebert: What the hell's the matter with you people?
Mayor Ebert: You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: What's with the chewing gum?
Philippe Roaché: It makes us look more American.
Lucy Palotti: He is scum! As far as he's concerned, you're just a pair of breasts that talk.
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: Hey, there's an image.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: He's not some monster trying to evade you. He's just an animal. If you find what he wants, then he'll come to you.
Colonel Hicks: Well, don't tell me what it isn't; tell me what the hell it is.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Well, what do we know? Uh, it was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. That area has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the past 30 years.
Sergeant O'Neal: I can't believe it, uh... he did all of this and... we did nothing to him.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Ah, that's not true. We fed him.
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: Where did you find this guy?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: He's from France.
[about breaking up with Nick]
Audrey Timmonds: It's been eight years. Some people change.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Most people don't.
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: You gonna be all right?
Lucy Palotti: Yeah, Audrey's gonna spend the night with us.
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: Cool. A threesome. That's excellent. I'm a little tired.
[Animal appears on TV]
Lucy Palotti: That's my husband! That's my husband! Oh, my... I'm gonna kill him!
Audrey Timmonds: How close did you get to the thing?
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: ...I got pretty close.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: I've always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
[Animal is about to sneak out of his apartment]
Audrey Timmonds: What are you doing?
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: Can't let Lucy know. She'll hurt me.
Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: Ladies and Gentlemen, we New Yorkers like to believe we've seen it all... what you're going to see right now will shock you beyond belief. This is, uh, footage we have that indicates that there is a *dinosaur* loose in Manhattan.
Victor 'Animal' Palotti: Oh! Oh you gotta be kidding me man, we're in his mouth! We're IN HIS MOUTH!
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: [after Godzilla discovers one of his dead offspring] He looks angry.
Philippe Roaché: What did you, see old man?
Japanese Tanker Cook: Gojira. Gojira.
Philippe Roaché: Okay, party's over. Time to leave.
[shoots out the window]
Philippe Roaché: Anyone care to join me?
[Caiman is complaining to his superiors via cell phone]
Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: I am grateful for the fact that we are getting a new set. I know that represents a commitment on the part of management. Here's what I don't understand: why we're the only station in town that doesn't have the Korean grocery hold-up as our lead. I mean, what's our lead? Rain, again! It's stupid. I know, the pressure's at the parties you go to is that we're the classy station. I'm sorry, I just don't give a rat's ass about a war in some country whose name I can't even pronounce. How about a real story?
[Caiman's secretary looks behind him and sees Godzilla walk past the window]
Caiman's Secretary: Sir? I think your story just walked by the window.
[Caiman turns around just as Godzilla disappears from view. He turns back, only to miss Godzilla's tail sweep over the windows]
Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: What?
[Caiman resumes talking on his phone]
Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: Maybe we can get the Korean grocer's hospital.