Meet the Deedles (1998)
Major Flower: But even a skinny squirrel would make a nice fur jock-strap.
Phil Deedle: Well that makes sense...
Stew Deedle: Since squirrels hide nuts! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Mo: Do not pass go! Do no not collect 2 shiny ranger badges!
[Major Flower has already picked up the Deedles and is driving them to camp]
Phil Deedle: [pointing to various animals they pass by] Whoa, a Bullwinkle! Look, a Bambi, and a dead Pepe Le Pew!
Phil Deedle: Oh, too cool, Stew. This is just like watching a nature show on television.
Stew Deedle: [plugging his nose as they drive over the dead skunk in the road] Or in this case, Smell-O-Vision.
Phil Deedle: What I wouldn't give to be the Deedle in her haystack.
Little Girl: This stinks. We want fire!
Phil Deedle: [about a bubbling hot spring] It's Nature's Jacuzzi.
Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.
[hugs them both]
Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.
Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.
Phil Deedle: Captain Pine is short for Caaappttaaiinn Piiiiiiine
Kid in background: You guys rule!
Frank Slater: To those idiot Deedles, wherever they may be!
[drinks, then abruptly spits out coffee]
Frank Slater: There here!
Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!
Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
Stew Deedle: We'rein a different time zone, bud!
Phil Deedle: Maybe we should stop...
Stew Deedle: Stopping requires brakes, bro!
Camper: Hey! Hey! What the heck? These are prairie dogs not gofers!
Stew Deedle: Sorry folks, but in Yellowstone their's never room for jello.