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Giving It Up (1999) Poster

(1999)

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[in a childhood flashback]

Mother Gagante: Ralphie, get you hand out of your pants.

Grandmother: What, he should be different from all the other men in the family?

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Ralph: I'm half Italian-half Jewish. Which, I guess makes me a pizza-bagel.

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[Ralph descibing his vanity process]

Psychiatrist: You get your back WAXED?

Ralph: Yeah.

Psychiatrist: Ouch.

Ralph: Yeah, tell me about it. I'm Italian and Jewish. Twice the hair and the guilt.

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Johnathan: Let me tell you something. This happens to be real life. Money and power. That's all that counts out there in the world.

Ralph: No, I don't think so. I...

Johnathan: You're the best I ever had, kid. But pending a major change in your sex life - and I mean a MAJOR change - you are... on extended leave.

Ralph: What?

Johnathan: That's right. No chicks, no checks.

[long awkward pause]

Johnathan: Get the fuck out of here.

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Ralphie's First Little Girlfriend: Women still remember their first kiss long after men have forgotten the last.

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Johnathan: It's a snatch-22. You love women and they hate you for it.

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Elizabeth: You are really, really, really not well.

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Elizabeth: Face it, Ralph. Everything you say and do is designed to attract members of the opposite sex.

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Peter: Dude, you can't change your life. I love your life. It's like a porno movie, but with better lighting. There's great cheesy music, lots of hot women. You could use more lesbians, though.

Ralph: Oh, you think so? Thanks for the tip.

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Ralph: Yeah, I'm up for more of this ego-deflating banter.

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Ralph: He who loves and runs away lives to love another day.

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Ralph: Listerine - the only thing to reach BEFORE the snooze button.

Peter: Genius. Pure genius.

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Dr. Hubbins: Why are you stroking your fallus?

Raplh: I don't know. It... it just feels good.

Dr. Hubbins: Are you afraid it'll dissapear? Are you afraid that it'll fall off? That a woman will castrate it and take it away? Why don't you just accept it as a natural appendage like your foot?

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Rex: Oh, fresh oysters. Hey, do you like oysters?

Ralph: No, I don't really get in to putting slippery, slimy, disgusting, wet, living organisms in my mouth.

Rex: I guess you don't eat pussy, then.

[she walks away, Ralph follows after her]

Ralph: I could.

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