Vulgar (2000)

Jerry Lewkowitz: Ed Fanelli

Quotes 

• Ed Fanelli : Oh, that's it. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go see my boys. We're going bowling tonight. League Champs, I might ad.

  Jenny : Oh, I could care. You know, do they even HAVE social lives? I have never seen two grown men so obsessed with hanging out with their father, instead to trying to get dates or attempting to meet women.

  Ed Fanelli : Well, maybe that's what we're doing when we go out, ever think of that?

  Jenny : Please. Who would possibly be interested in YOU? I can't believe I was for that one fleeting moment.

  Ed Fanelli : Oh, yeah? You know, that front door hasn't moved.

• Ed Fanelli : All right, ass on the bed now.

  [in William's face] 

  Ed Fanelli : If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fuck. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

• Will Carlson : Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.

  Ed Fanelli : Not if you're ready to get down.

  [Will is knocked to the floor] 

  Ed Fanelli : Looks like you are.

• Ed Fanelli : [lights his blowtorch]  THIS is how I kiss... and I'm gonna kiss YOU all over...