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40 out of 58 people found the following review useful:
Compilation of other genre movies, 23 April 2004
Author:
Alex-372 from The Hague, The Netherlands
Don't take this movie too seriously, and Virus is actually an enjoyable
romp, that pays homage, excuse me, rips off many venerable movies from the
same and similar genres.
It starts of as an X-Files episode, turns into The Perfect Storm,
Sutherland
is clearly inspired by mad Quint in Jaws, then the movie becomes Johnny
2.0
meets Robocop and Alien II.
The drawbacks are of course obvious - the Life Form behaves more like a
space moron, than a higher form of intelligence. If it was the latter, it
would simply have the entire crew set port in Australia and have taken it
from there. Instead, the "humans are viruses" approach simply brings it
down. Bummer. Billions of miles of space travel, and it gets bested by the
motley crew of a tugboat with a demented skipper.
Anyway, 21 years after Halloween, Jamie Lee still looks delectable with a
perfect figure. The rest of the crew are funny and charming, in a
forgettable way. Sutherland puts in the best acting he has in years, which
isn't saying too much as he has been phoning his performances in since
JFK.
Anyway, this movie is low on originality, but if you like the genres
above,
it is a pretty nice diversion.
26 out of 33 people found the following review useful:
Come on, it isn't THAT bad!, 7 December 2004
Author:
willywants
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
After losing their payload the ramshackle, sinking, ocean-going salvage tug "Sea Star" takes refuge in the eye of a typhoon in an attempt to make repairs. Whilst trying to find help the tug, captained by Robert Everton ('Donald Sutherland' ), discovers a Russian science vessel adrift in the eye. The crew believes their troubles are over and they are set for life when the captain informs them of the value of salvaging this apparent ghost-ship. However, the navigator Kit Foster (Jamie Lee Curtis) and the chief engineer Steve Baker (William Baldwin) are not convinced that it will be that easy. Once power is restored to the ship strange things start to happen and the crew mysteriously disappear one by one. It isn't until the discovery of the last remaining Russian crew member, the chief science officer Nadia Vinogradiya (Joanna Pacula), that the crew realize the enemy ranged against them isn't the Russians but something far more malevolent. While I'll admit that the plots is hacked from dozens of other (Mostly better) films, 'Virus' is no where as bad as others have made it out to be. Jamie Lee Curtis is likable in the lead and the special effects are terrific! The film is an entertaining and fast-paced sci-fi horror movie. It was gory too. I enjoyed it. 6.5/10. ABOUT THE DVD: Universal has done a terrific job with the release of the virus DVD. The crisp looking 2.35:1 wide screen transfer looks great. There's little to no grain, sharp colors, solid blacks and realistic flesh tones. The Dolby digital 5.1 audio is very effective. I loved them gunshots! Gotta have your gunshots! Extras are great, too. The commentary, provided by the director, John Bruno, select cast members and the composer is an enjoyable track filled with behind-the-scenes stories and is quite informative. Next up is a very good 17-minute documentary, Ghost in the machine, covering everything from special effects construction to cast interviews. Next up are a collection of 4 deleted scenes (Shown in there rough-cut form), which are pretty enjoyable in there own right. Next up is a tiny 6-minute featurette, which is really just a rehash of the documentary. Also included are production notes, DVD-ROM features, a trailer, and really cool animated menus. Nice! DVD ratings
27 out of 35 people found the following review useful:
Better than evreyone makes it out to be, 13 July 2006
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Author:
Christopher-Peznola from Boston
A mediocre storyline (i.e. Titanic) can become a world class film with
character development, believable dialogue, and, for lack of a better
word, some Hollywood magic. This film could have been a blockbuster
with less action, less noise, less effects and more humans being human.
Look at 2001 A Space Odyssey, Jaws, Titanic and countless other films,
and you'll see that the story was about as interesting as Virus, and
the actors, equally talented. Virus failed to deliver characters that
we could believe and identify with.
I still recommend this film highly, as its interesting, it contains
Jamie Lee Curtis (a hottie) and Donald Sutherland (a 20th century
legend), lots of effects and action. In a way its sort of fun to watch
quality actors attempt to make the best of horrible dialogue.
A 7 out of 10 for storyline and casting
34 out of 51 people found the following review useful:
*** out of ****, 17 January 1999
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Author:
clay-8 from texas
What I noticed about "Virus" is that ANYTHING can happen to ANY of the characters. They actually get the crap beaten out of them, even Jamie lee. The special-effects are fantastic for this film and the robots are actually menacing. The characters aren't too interesting but they suit the film. I was surprised at how the movie wasn't as predictable as I thought it would be. "Virus" takes a new direction. Instead of having a bunch of aliens or monsters running around, killing people, they have robots. It's an original idea that hasn't been tackled that often in this type of genre. A good movie.
13 out of 15 people found the following review useful:
I liked it anyway, 23 August 1999
Author:
LJ27 from Vancouver, Canada
I've heard people trash this movie left and right yet I found that it kept my attention for the duration of it's running time and all the technical aspects were top-notch (especially Tippett Studio's CGI realization of Goliath). The characters weren't great and weren't bad either. Sure, we've seen it all before in other films but I have little hope of finding a film that's completely original. Frankly, I got about what I expected out of it - motion picture fastfood. You enjoy it as you take it in and digest it and forget about it after you leave the theater. It's just entertainment and not bad for what it is. Unlike LOST IN SPACE or BATMAN AND ROBIN, this film isn't boring. It moves at a quick enough pace to where you don't find yourself checking your watch all the time. I'm not sure what the deal was with Donald Sutherland's character who displays no sense of logic whatsoever. Had they dropped the stuff with his character, it would've helped the film. If you're bored, check it out. It's worth at least one viewing.
12 out of 14 people found the following review useful:
Salvage, salvage, 30 December 2005
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Author:
shhazam2 from California
Say what you want about this movie not meeting expectations of the 90's
but it was very entertaining and thats most of what I expect from any
good movie.
Bad aliens, greed, bravery, bravado, science gone bad and survival all
play major parts in this flick.
Strong women, brave men and treacherous men are a good mix for any
story and this movie has them in abundance.
The aliens seem to want something from humans and its not in the best
interest of these humans to meet their needs.
Try not to be comparing this movie to other sci-fi and just enjoy an
interesting twist on the genre.
17 out of 24 people found the following review useful:
Not as bad as its reputation suggests., 22 July 2000
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Author:
gridoon
"The Terminator" meets "The Predator" and "Alien", and what we get is this routine but moderately effective horror thriller, which isn't quite as bad as its reputation might lead you to believe. Sure, it lacks substance and (except for a few details)originality, but the energetic direction, the fast pacing and some impressively filmed explosions keep it painless. Effects aren't particularly outstanding, though.
16 out of 23 people found the following review useful:
I must be insane, 18 August 2003
Author:
Mr_Triboro (flurkingsnicht@hotmail.com)
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.
I was still recovering from the fallout of 'Bruce Almighty' (why God,
WHY??)
when I sat down to watch 'Virus'. That might have had some bearing on my
opinion of this film; after all, after watching a Jim Carrey film leaves
me
with certain demands. Namely, entertainment. I don't really consider that
an
unreasonable demand from a film, but unfortunately 'Virus' did not
succeed
that well in delivering.
Anyway, I sat down to watch 'Virus'. I went in with a few pre-conceived
notions. Firstly, I thought it was set in space. Of course it wasn't, but
I
can understand how I got to that conclusion. When I hear "a story about
an
extraterrestrial virus" I don't immediately shout "sea ship!" but that
didn't detract from the film. Okay, we're in the ocean. I can deal with
that. Secondly, I thought this would be good. However, it wasn't. And
it's
main problem suffers from a phenomenon that I have dubbed "The 90s"
However,
I'm sure somebody reading this review will steal that from me like the
filthy b*****ds they are.
I won't go into the plot in detail because, to be honest, you've heard it
all before. (and it's based on a comic. Wow, betcha didn't see THAT one
coming!) In short, MIR space station contracts alien intelligence that
zips
it's way down to Earth and stays on a Russian vessel. Enter Donald
Sutherland and his merry men who want to claim the now abandoned vessel
and
claim a profit on it. Or something.
Now, I must bring up Donald Sutherland here because his delivery of
Captain
Whatever is laughable. Not that the character he plays is given any
depth,
but still. The man looks totally out of his tree. I guess he was just
breezing through 'Virus' to pick up a healthy check at the end. And who
can
blame him? He evidently forgot who he was supposed to be playing by the
end
seeing as his accent completely metamorphs. So does the Russian woman,
but I
won't go into her.
I said earlier this film's main problem was "the 90s" How this
essentially
translates for 'Virus' is a complete lack of scares or horror or action
or
whatever genre it was trying to fit in to. How does it manage to do this?
One anacronym: CGI. For a film that follows in the long proud tradition
of
'Alien' rip-offs, it's sort of troubling to realise it has absolutely no
idea how to be as horrifying as the film it tries to emulate. 'Alien'
uses
quick glimpses of it's creature to utilise the collective imaginations of
it's audience to create something far more horrific than ANY film could
deliver. Much like the 'Blair Witch Project', that came out the same year
as
'Virus'. (at least, I think it did. I'm not going to check though. I'm in
far too big of a rant now to start fiddling around with details) In that
way, 'Virus' is almost the antithesis to 'Blair Witch Project'. The
unknown
is infinitely scarier than a CGI robot tramping around in full view.
Actually, that's another preconceived notion I had about 'Virus'. It was
actually going to be about A VIRUS. Now, an intelligent bolt of lightning
is
certainly an interesting concept with many avenues of story that could be
pursued and tellingly, 'Virus' is far too lazy to go down any of them.
Instead we are treated to Cybermen clones, Borg wannabes and Terminator
inspired robotic nasties. None of which are particularly scary or
impressive. Also, there are, presumably for comic effect, little spider
scuttler things that fire nails at people. I actually owned one of those
as
a kid. They were called ZOIDS. You'd assemble them and wind the motor and
they'd go walking off for a couple of feet. And 'Virus' actually shows
these
as if they're the worthwhile portrayal of an electrical alien
intelligence.
You'll even see them ambling along in all their non-fluent glory as they
lure some character (I don't care, should you?) Into a vent. Now, bear
with
me because I think this scene is worthy of note. The guy is in a spooky
old
derelict and sees something dragging wires into the darkness of an shaft.
Now, he is holding a weapon (something revolutionary for this genre,
methinks) but, what's this? He is EXCHANGING HIS GUN FOR A TORCH. And of
course, he goes in the shaft and promptly gets captured by lots of
sentient
wire cables. Serves him right.
Another interesting scene is where Donald Sutherland's character decides
that the good and proper thing to do, after witnessing the above
character
come back as a Borg drone, is to offer himself up to the Virus. Now, uh,
why? We get the feeling he doesn't like his crew, but what the f*** is he
thinking? Absolutely nothing is made of this and it's a shame because had
the film given the captain even two dimensions it would have been an
interesting character twist. As 'Virus' presents it, however, Donald
Sutherland is assimilated (surprised they didn't use that term in the
film)
comes back to spout some rhetoric and is dead within two
minutes.
Yet, despite everything I've said about 'Virus', I can't give it anything
less than four stars. You see, even though it has boring effects, wooden
acting, cliché characters and a story based off a comic based off an
entire
genre, it's still entertaining. I mean, this film isn't God-awful or
anything. It's not 'Showgirls'. There is some entertainment to be had at
how
hopelessly flawed it is. There are some (deliberately, I assume, although
it
could be the writer's attempt at a severe character-turning moment)
hilarious moments, especially when the token black guy exclaims "Spare
parts
my ass, man!" Ho-ho, how I laughed. That one is sure to become a catch
phrase, I reckon. In fact, I can't remember how many times I've been
trapped
in the middle of boring, pretentious conversations at stuffy late evening
engagements, only to exclaim "Spare parts my ass, man!" And have the
entire
room suddenly erupt in laughter. Then, strobe lights come down from the
ceiling, Scatman bursts over the speakers and strippers fly in through
the
windows.
I gave this film four out of ten for sheer entertainment (I should
probably
revise my first paragraph) 'Virus' is a disappointing film with an
interesting premise that it ultimately wastes when it realises it is in
danger of becoming a halfway decent horror film. Basically 'Event
Horizon'
at sea. Hopefully you read this bloated review and now will feel no
compulsion to see it.
Oh yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis is in it. I think she plays a mannequin, or
something.
20 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
Clichés - All Aboard!, 12 June 2006
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Author:
BaronBl00d (baronbl00d@aol.com) from NC
Laughable, extremely poorly scripted and acted effort about a small crew boarding what seems to be a "dead" huge Russian science ship that has been taken over by an alien life form in the form of electrical current. The small crew from the other ship quickly find out that boarding the ship was a bad idea, and soon they begin to, I know this will surprise you, ...DIE. Okay, for starters the film is very derivative of other films, most notably Alien with the same premise of a small group investigating a large "foreign" vessel and ultimately led by a strong female protagonist. Ther are many other obvious similarities, but time and a total lack of desire to rehash that drivel must excuse me. I could live with a less than original story if it had some better dialog and some characters you might give a hoot about, but Virus has none of that. Jamie Lee Curtis does a serviceable job at best and gives the film's best performance, but that is not saying anything as virtually everyone else is just awful. This is a surprise when one sees Donald Sutherland's name attached to this project. I have never seen him give quite as bad a performance as he does in Virus. He goes for every cliché and stereotype of an old sea captain save a wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The accent he uses I found excruciating. The rest of the crew has a group of guys that you will not care about in the least. None of the guys can act. This applies mostly to male "lead" Wiulliam Baldwin who looks like he is lost at sea playing an actor. The script aids the actors in being inadequate as half the time it just makes no sense and other times begins to show promise and ends abruptly. Wow, the way Jamie Lee Curtis gets out of a jam near the film's end was so ridiculous. What about the captain and why he was almost going to shoot himself in the beginning of the picture? What was that all about? It was never brought up again. What does Virus have going for it? It is the very embodiment of mindless entertainment with almost no thinking required. The special effects are pretty good too. But for me the film was a great big let-down. Not that I was expecting something great, but I was expecting something suspenseful. I was laughing and turning my head a lot more times in this one then I was on the edge of my seat - except when I was ready to turn the movie off!
20 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
Good entertainment, 20 January 1999
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Author:
Teddy-16
This movie will probably not go to the history as one of the greatest. It
will probably not even be remembered a couple of years from now. But it is a
good horror/thriller movie with some decent effects. It's been a while since
I actually jumped more than three times in the chair. Ok, the tricks to make
you jump is kind of common, but they obviously worked.
Apart from the end (that is very strange) this is a good movie. The weird
thing though is that right after Kit Foster and her boyfriend ejects from
the ship the storm goes away. Hmm...
Of course you can't compare this with milestones like any of the Alien
movies, but it is well spent money, and two hours killed
time.
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