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Trojan War (1997)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 1 October 1997 (Brazil)
Brad is about to hook up with the girl of his dreams, but runs into a problem, no condom. So Brad sets out into the night to find one, running into many obstacles along the way, while not knowing his best friend, Leah is in love with him.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Brad Kimble
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Leah Jones
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Brooke Kingsley
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Seth
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Josh
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Kyle
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Trish
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Nina (as Charlotte Lopez)
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Officer Austin
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Ben Kimble
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Beverly Kimble
Christine Deaver ...
Latin Mama
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Big Brother
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Lead Homeboy
Joe Cerrano ...
Biggest Homeboy
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Storyline

Brad thinks he has found the girl of his dreams with Brooke. On the night when he thinks all his dreams will come true he runs into a problem...No condom. On his search to find a trojan he realizes that maybe it isn't worth the trouble. Brad is robbed, beaten up, arrested and everything else imaginable trying to get just one condom. His best friend Leah is disgusted at his behavior because she wants Brad all to herself and can't see why Brad would want someone like Brooke. Will Brad find what he wants or will Leah get what she has always wanted - Brad? Written by Ryan Smith <jlewis@klis.com>

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She has 24 hours to convince the guy of her dreams that she's the girl of his.

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Rated PG-13 for thematic elements including sexuality, and for crude humor | See all certifications »

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1 October 1997 (Brazil)  »

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Rescue Me  »

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$15,000,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

The movie made $309 in ticket sales; yet cost $15 million to make. See more »

Goofs

A&P cashier name tag says Joanne but Public Address response calls her Grace. See more »

Quotes

[Brad's buying condoms]
Checkout lady: $4.75.
Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short.
[Checkout lady looks toward his groin]
Brad: No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things
[indicating condoms]
Brad: , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
Checkout Lady: $4.75
Brad: Damn it!
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Crazy Credits

After the last end credits, a tow truck delivers the utterly wrecked Jag to Brad's parents. See more »

Connections

References Friends (1994) See more »

Soundtracks

Disco Inferno
Written by Leroy Green and Ron Kersey (as Ron 'Have Mercy' Kersey)
Performed by The Trammps
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This movie would've been better 10 years ago.
7 March 1999 | by (Richmond Va.) – See all my reviews

If this movie was supposed to be a typical plotline 80's teenage throwaway film, it missed its audience. The "Austin" nametag on Lee Major's police uniform went over the heads of anyone who wasn't born before 1974. I caught this flick on HBO about three months ago. I thought Lee Majors as a cop was funny (named Austin a.k.a. Steve Austin from the "Six Million Dollar Man"). But I'm sure it didn't register with those who actually cared to see this film with the very attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.


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