Memorable quotes for
A Simple Plan (1998) More at IMDbPro »

[noticing the crows in the trees overhead]
Jacob Mitchell: Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job.

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Sarah Mitchell: Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.

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Jacob Mitchell: Do you ever feel evil?

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Jacob Mitchell: I wish somebody else had found that money.

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Jacob Mitchell: We don't have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name.

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Jacob Mitchell: I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I'm all for it.

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Hank Mitchell: Everything goes to sleep.

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Lou Chambers: It's the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag!
Hank Mitchell: You work for the American Dream. You don't steal it.
Lou Chambers: Then this is even better.

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Lou Chambers: What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?
Jacob Mitchell: I'm gonna buy me a truck.
Lou Chambers: No, fuck that. Get something classy - Trans-Am!
Jacob Mitchell: Yeah, in my wildest fuckin' dreams a Trans-Am!

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Sarah Mitchell: He's going to shoot all three of you, as soon as he sees the plane!

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Neil Baxter: Well, it looks like we're both going to have a lot of explaining to do.
Hank Mitchell: Just me.
[Shoots him]

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Sarah Mitchell: That man's got a gun, Hank. He's gonna shoot you both.

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Neil Baxter: But you're not the cold-blooded type, are you Mr. Mitchell?

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