That Darn Cat (1997)
Mrs. Flynt: I'm so upset, I'd cry, but my tear ducts haven't worked since my last eye job.
Agent Zeke Kelso: Wherever the informant leads, it is our responsibility to follow him in a fluid moving perimeter.
Patti Randall: God, I'm really good. Those "Charlie's Angels" reruns are starting to pay off.
Lizzie, the Flint's Servant: [about the Flints] What would they do without me?
Mr. Flint: [through an intercom in his kitchen] Lizzie, are you milking the cow? My ulcer's doing a tango up here.
Mr. Flint: [to Mrs. Flint] Why can't your plastic surgeon give the stock market a lift?