Thank God He Met Lizzie (1997)
Guy Jamieson: You also asked me if I'm happy. That's a hard question to answer. The trouble with happiness is that you never know when you have it. You remember it. Ask me in another ten years. Maybe I'll be able to tell you.
Party Goer: What a great party!
Guy Jamieson: Why do people go to parties?
Yvette: To meet a partner.
Guy Jamieson: Why do they want to do that?
Yvette: To go to parties with.
Darren: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Guy Jamieson will now dance "The Bridal Waltz".
Guy Jamieson: Well, I'm not discounting the possibility, but I'd like to get to know you first.
Jenny: I think you're taking a big risk there.
Guy Jamieson: Why?
Jenny: Well you might get to know me, and find out you don't like me and then you'll miss out on a fantastic root.
Guy Jamieson: Shouldn't we find out if we any things in common?
Male Wedding Guest: [to Guy] We noticed Jenny's not here!
Jenny: You're going straight from youth to old age and missing the middle bit.
Guy Jamieson: What's the middle bit?
Guy Jamieson: Yeah, I hate you too. As long as you haven't gone off me.
Guy Jamieson: The magic's gone hasn't it? And we can't get it back.
Guy Jamieson: Fong Hoo's parents are dead. Who wrote that letter?
Lizzie: Look I know you wrote to him, but his letter didn't arrive, so mum had to write it herself.
Guy Jamieson: What?
Lizzie: Guy, she worked really hard on it.
Jenny: Guy and I have a bit of an announcement to make.
Guy Jamieson: We've decided to split up.