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Swimsuit: The Movie (1997)

PG-13 | | Comedy
A mockumentary about a group of swimsuit models hired by a fictitious Chemical company to shoot a product catalog. The movie spoofs the whole Baywatch-Sports Illustrated obsession with ... See full summary »

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A mockumentary about a group of swimsuit models hired by a fictitious Chemical company to shoot a product catalog. The movie spoofs the whole Baywatch-Sports Illustrated obsession with calendar girls as it follows the travails of models forced to shill for a company covering up oil spills, defective breast implants and synthetic food substitutes. Written by Vic Davis (writer-director)

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Great Idea! Could Have Been Better Utilized.
6 August 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Swimsuit is a mockumentary about a fictional chemical company deciding to put out a swimsuit issue, in order to capitalize on sex selling their products. This company sells everything to toxic water, chicken nuggets, toilet paper, faulty breast implants. You name it, they screw it up. The rest is just "documenting" the process of making a swimsuit catalog.

This movie is mildly humorous. Although I never really laughed out loud, there is some genuinely funny moments from their "alcoholic photographer" Jeremy Hollister (Oliver Muirhead). Hollister is by far the funniest character in the movie. Looking back honestly, although I was looking for a comedy, something I thought would be like Drop Dead Gorgeous or something, I only stuck around for the hot women in bikinis. Mainly, for the insanely hot supermodel, Sandy Scotland (Suzanne Lanza), and super groupie but equally hot Roxy Randall (Dawn Ann Billings). Others worth mentioning are Amber Montana Dakota (Heidi Mark), a model known only as "A" (Sandra Purpuro) and Russian model, Svetlana (Olga Vodin).

Again, there were some mildly interesting and funny parts but I think I was led astray by the NR Rating. This could easily have been a PG. 5.5/10


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