Charlie Barret:
The gun again. Can't you guys just play nice?
Charlie Barret:
The gun again. Can't you guys just play nice?
Lono Veccio:
Drop the gun, asshole.
Max Minot:
[
finally fed up] Why don't you drop your gun?
Lono Veccio:
I don't drop my fucking gun, okay?
Max Minot:
[
in a mocking voice] Okay.
Brett Campbell:
Listen, Charlie. Whatever condition Elise is returned home in is the exact same condition you will be returned to your home. If she loses an eye, you lose an eye. If she loses an ear, you get to lose an ear. If she gets hurt, you will be hurt. Listen to me, by saving Lisa you get to save yourself.
Charlie Barret:
I'm bleeding to death. Humor me.
Marty:
Don't go dying on me. Remember, I'm a lawyer. I've got friends in hell.
Charlie Barret:
I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so fucked up nobody could ever recover.
Ira Reder:
Why is this man here? Why is he taped to my father's favorite chair?
Lono Veccio:
Don't even mention the fuckin' boots to me again. You got that?
Mickey:
Sorry Lono.
Lono Veccio:
It's not fuckin' funny.
Mickey:
I know! I'm kidding!
Lono Veccio:
I don't wanna hear about any fuckin' kinda footwear from you again. Don't even talk about fuckin' socks to me.
Lono Veccio:
[
after hitting Jennifer's father with her toaster] Sorry about the toaster.
Charlie Barret:
Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna die of boredom.
[
They let Charlie go]
Brett Campbell:
What the fuck? I leave the room for two minutes and you guys roll over like 5 dollar whores! You have a drink with the guy and next thing you know he's best man at your wedding! What the fuck did he do when I was in the other room, sprinkle fairy dust up your skirts?
Avery Chasten:
I can't let you go.
Max Minot:
Avery, we don't have a choice.
Avery Chasten:
I gotta gun in my hand! We have a choice!
Brett Campbell:
You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers.
Ira Reder:
Hey-hey, big time, how ya doin?
Max Minot:
Good.
Ira Reder:
Listen, ahh, there's been a new wrinkle.
Max Minot:
What?
Ira Reder:
But first you gotta promise me, PROMISE ME, you're not going to tell anybody.
Max Minot:
Ira, what are you talking about?
Ira Reder:
Look, just promise me first.
Max Minot:
Fuck off, Ira.
Ira Reder:
Okay, good enough.
Charlie Barret:
That's just bad business.
Lono Veccio:
Very bad. Fuckin' tragic.
Charlie Barret:
Wait, wait... BOAT? What BOAT?
Charlie Barret:
You should never lie to your friends.
Lono Veccio:
Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, eh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call, a eh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene, he eh, came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my Old Man. My Old Man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and eh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw, what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got, the eh, baseball bat. Mikey Mantel model my Old Man give me for Christmas, and I found the Old Man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that, the eh, house is lit up like Ebbet's Field, and the Old Man eh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend.
Ira Reder:
I want you and your weird fuck junkie friend out of my house.
[
Repeated line]
Ira Reder:
You cut his fucking finger off!
Charlie Barret:
A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me.
Brett Campbell:
[
laughing] What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair!
Charlie Barret:
[
laughing] I'll admit I'm out of practice.
Carlo Bartolucci/Charlie Barret:
That phone call I got, it came from outside high walls and fancy gates; it comes from a place you know about maybe from the movies. But I come from out there, and everybody out there knows, everybody lies: cops lie, newspapers lie, parent's lyin'. The one thing you can count on - word on the street... yeah, that's solid.
Carlo Bartolucci/Charlie Barret:
Well, I'm wondering, how come a day and a half ago Max can't navigate his way around Harlem with a Sherpa guide, but tonight he knows the place like his backyard?
Lono Veccio:
A busket?
Charlie Barret:
You guys didn't think this through too good, did you?
Lono Veccio:
[
fed up about the boot issue] That's it, I'm letting out! This is worse than having my fucking mother in the car!
Lono Veccio:
They cut your fuckin' finger off? Fuckin' sick fucks, it's all this fuckin' rap shit isn't it?
T.K.:
[
Lono holds everyone at gun point, T.K.'s beeper goes off] It's my girlfriend.
Charlie Barret:
T.K., call your woman back, come on...
Charlie Barret:
I think I'm done on this side.
[
after "correcting" a story about him told by Brett]
Charlie Barret:
Oh, and one other thing: that was not steak those dogs were eating!
Charlie Barret:
Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing.
Avery Chasten:
He had nothing to do with Elise's kidnapping, he had nothing to do with it. Can't you understand that he didnt do anything!
Brett Campbell:
It doesnt matter! Theyre all alike! Whoever did the actual kidnapping... It's a fucking technicality!
Max Minot:
You’re good. Look that up in the constitution.
Brett Campbell:
Max, shut up.
Ira Reder:
[
as Brett picks up the phone to dial] It will show up on my old man's bill.
Brett Campbell:
Ira, you’re unbelievable. What do you want a fucking quarter?
Ira Reder:
He will know we were here!
Brett Campbell:
[
smashes vase] Well you know what, know he's gonna know we were here anyway!
Ira Reder:
It's an aniversary present!
Brett Campbell:
Good fag. Pick it up.
T.K.:
[
while emptying a vase] Hasn't anyone here aver heard of a bedpan?
Ira Reder:
[
shaking his head] TK no. It’s from Shrilanka.
T.K.:
[
handing Ira the flowers that were in the vase] These are for you.
Ira Reder:
That’s not funny TK!
Brett Campbell:
[
as they argue over who will help Charlie take a piss] Alright. Since I'm in charge, fuck it, Max you do it.
Max Minot:
Fuck that, i'm not doing it. Avery, you can do it.
Avery Chasten:
No, I'm not doing it.
Charlie Barret:
Guys, It's my dick, I pick.
Charlie Barret:
Ira you are the man.
Ira Reder:
That's fresh ice sir. Very cold!
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