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Danes Without a Clue (1997)

Stjerner uden hjerner (original title)
Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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Timm Vladimir ...
Jim
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Morten
Berte Fischer-Hansen ...
Charlotte
Henrik Lykkegaard ...
Manager
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Tobias
Camilla Bendix ...
Solveig
Klaus Pagh ...
Himself
Peter Rygaard ...
Christensen
Sofie Maria Ahlgren ...
Stella
Dan Zahle ...
Ricki
Stig Günther ...
Security
Ronald Lindkvist ...
Johnny
Mikkel Smith Olsen ...
Jack
Søren Benthin ...
Cop #1
Per Rønholm ...
Cop #2
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Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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Disaster
9 August 2002 | by See all my reviews

Horrible movie in every single aspect of film making. There's absolutely NOTHING good about this. When I first heard about it, and how bad it was, I thought there might be a chance that it could be a "so bad it's funny movie", but it's not. It's just not funny; it's boring, plotless and just plain stupid. For any curious foreign readers, I can tell you that Timm and Gordon, were a comedy duo that had some cult status in the mid 90's here in Denmark. Apparently, some guy thought that they were popular enough that he could make a stupid movie about them, and earn some easy money. But it was also a complete failure on this part. It's fitting that the title of the movie is called "Stjerner uden hjerne", which means "Stars without brains". On a little side note, the movie has more or less been claimed the worst movie in Danish history, but a line from that movie has also been called the worst line in Danish history.

"My grandfather did play a lot of saw when I was a kid." - Timm, on being asked how he got interested in music.


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