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Possibly the worst movie ever in the history of mankind!
This movie definitely deserves to be in the top of the IMDb bottom 100.
Timm & Gordon have publicly said, that they are so embarrassed about this movie. They even warned people to see it. This could of course, have the opposite effect and make people more interested, but only 2.192 went to see it at the cinemas. Can you imagine? Soon after it came out on video, and so far, it has been on Danish TV twice.
Luckily for 99% of the world population, this movie is in Danish, and it will never be shown internationally.
"Stars without brains" is about the two entertainers Jim and Morten, who are on a tour with un-funny jokes and terrible music. The so-called comedy is a total disaster and waste of time, and if you cherish your life, don't shorten it with these 79 minutes!
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