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Danes Without a Clue (1997)
"Stjerner uden hjerner" (original title)

 -  Comedy  -  11 July 1997 (Denmark)
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Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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Timm Vladimir ...
Jim
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Morten
Berte Fischer-Hansen ...
Charlotte
Henrik Lykkegaard ...
Manager
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Tobias
Camilla Bendix ...
Solveig
Klaus Pagh ...
Himself
Peter Rygaard ...
Christensen
Sofie Maria Ahlgren ...
Stella
Dan Zahle ...
Ricki
Stig Günther ...
Security
Ronald Lindkvist ...
Johnny
Mikkel Smith Olsen ...
Jack
Søren Benthin ...
Cop #1
Per Rønholm ...
Cop #2
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Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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After watching this film I was left the same feeling I would expect you might get, if you'd just witnessed somebody count every single hair on his head – twice.
4 December 2005 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

Everything there is to say about this film has already been said: It sucks. It really, truly sucks. There is nothing funny what so ever about this movie. I was bored out of my mind when I watched it. There is no way a professional scriptwriter could write such a peace-of-crap manuscript, without noticing that something (or everything) was wrong. Not even the use of heavy drugs would be an acceptable excuse. I won't even try to explain the story (not that there's much to explain). The reason why I have even posted this review is that I was fundamentally shocked by the fact that a film like this could even be produced. And it's not that it is provoking or anything, it's just 79 minuets of nothing. After watching this film I was left the same feeling I would expect you might get, if you'd just witnessed somebody count every single hair on his head – twice. A complete and utter waste of time

It is with out a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. Many poor films are hilarious do to the unintended comic of bad acting and ridiculous scripts. But not this film. This film is just stupid. Plane and simple. No sorry. No point. No nothing.


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