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Danes Without a Clue (1997)

Stjerner uden hjerner (original title)
Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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Timm Vladimir ...
Jim
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Morten
Berte Fischer-Hansen ...
Charlotte
Henrik Lykkegaard ...
Manager
Christian Grønvall ...
Tobias
Camilla Bendix ...
Solveig
Klaus Pagh ...
Himself
Peter Rygaard ...
Christensen
Sofie Maria Ahlgren ...
Stella
Dan Zahle ...
Ricki
Stig Günther ...
Security
Ronald Lindkvist ...
Johnny
Mikkel Smith Olsen ...
Jack
Søren Benthin ...
Cop #1
Per Rønholm ...
Cop #2
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Two comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.

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A piece of crap
29 January 2002 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

I have watched this movie, and I have actually watched it more than once. The first time I saw the whole movie, but since I have watched parts of the movie two or three times.

I agree with the people who say this movie is a piece of crap, but I wouldn't call it the worst movie ever. I laughed several times, but it wasn't because of the jokes in the movie. I was laughing because someone could make such a stupid movie, and because of the extremely bad acting and poor jokes.

"Stjerner uden Hjerner" deserves 3/10 because you can laugh a few times during the movie. I have watched a movie where you couldn't even laugh once, so if you are looking for the worst movie ever, then you should watch "The Creature Wasn't Nice" with Leslie Nielsen.


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