Annie Porter:
I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!
Annie Porter:
Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
Annie Porter:
This night seems almost too perfect.
Alex Shaw:
Want me to step on your feet?
Annie Porter:
You already did.
Alex Shaw:
Oh, I mean again?
Annie Porter:
Who's ready to party on the big boat besides me?
Annie Porter:
I'll swear, I'm never leaving the house again.
Annie Porter:
Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out.
Constance:
[
to her husband about her nicotine patch] The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
Merced:
We can not stop the ship!
Alex Shaw:
Then we have to slow it down.
Merced:
What are you gonna do, are you gonna let the air outta our tires?
John Geiger:
How do you like your vacation so far?
Marifa:
Bad luck to run ship over town.
Maurice:
No shit, bad luck! I just bought a condo here!
Annie Porter:
Ok, lets go out on vacation. Where?
Alex Shaw:
The Caribbean.
Annie Porter:
Oh, The Caribbean, do you have a concussion?
Alex:
Go faster.
Maurice:
Give me one good reason!
Alex:
If you don't, I'll push you off the boat.
Maurice:
That's a good reason.
[
in the control room]
John Geiger:
[
acting drunk] I saw all the lights, thought this was the casino...
Alex Shaw:
I gotta get my girl.
[
repeated line]
Alex Shaw:
I'll be right back.
Alejandro:
[
half dressed] I took off mine...
John Geiger:
I wouldn't trade you for all the pearls and diamonds in the world. You take care of me, I'll take care of the ship.
John Geiger:
So you've met my nurses? They clean the copper out of my blood. Doctors gave me a couple of years to live, those bloodsuckers might give me a few more.
John Geiger:
ANNIE! Come back, your my hostage!
Juliano:
With all due respect miss, this is not your car, this is a cruise liner!
Maurice:
Look what I found in international waters!
John Geiger:
What're you gonna do, splash water on me?
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