The Sixth Man (1997)
Antoine Tyler: Or better yet let's go down to the cemetery and get laid. I need some action.
Kenny: [At urinal] Look, we've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.
Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.
Kenny: Trust me, my problem's a lot bigger than yours.
Kenny: I can prove he's real!
[passes Danny the ball]
Kenny: Danny Partridge! Dunk it!
Zigi Hrbacek: Kenny, there's no way he can dunk it. He's just too small.
Danny O'Grady: Shut up, Zigi! You're seven feet tall and you can't touch the rim!
Zigi Hrbacek: At least I'm seven feet tall!