Sisters and Other Strangers (TV 1997)A woman (Joanna Kerns), at odds with her eccentric sister (Debrah Farentino) over a real-estate deal, becomes the prime suspect when the latter is found dead. Director:Roger Young |
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Sisters and Other Strangers (TV 1997)A woman (Joanna Kerns), at odds with her eccentric sister (Debrah Farentino) over a real-estate deal, becomes the prime suspect when the latter is found dead. Director:Roger Young |
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| Joanna Kerns | ... |
Gail Connelly Metzger
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| Debrah Farentino | ... |
Renee Connelly
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George Grizzard | ... |
Ben Strickland
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| Audra Lindley | ... |
Irene Connelly
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| Gary Graham | ... |
Dave Metzger
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| August Schellenberg | ... |
Det. Frank Britten
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| Raoul Trujillo | ... |
Jimmy Coyote
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| Steven Bauer | ... |
Anthony Quintana
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Tina Reddington | ... |
Karen Metzger
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| Ritchie Montgomery | ... |
Moe
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| Frank Ertl | ... |
Developer
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Ashley Burruss | ... |
Renee, Age 9
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Lauren Maltby | ... |
Gail, Age 12
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| Jilanne Klaus | ... |
Gail, Age 16
(as Jilanne St. Clair)
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A woman (Joanna Kerns), at odds with her eccentric sister (Debrah Farentino) over a real-estate deal, becomes the prime suspect when the latter is found dead.
Movies this bad don't ever get ratings of 1. No, that hallowed number is reserved for films so unimaginably bad they can never actually be made without spoiling the fun of playing the movie game called next-they'll-have-the-characters-do-this!
One qualifying scene in this clunker, reminiscent of Steven Seagal's awful "On Deadly Ground" and its dalliances with Native American mystique and visions of talking dead people, is when Steven Bauer and Joanna Kerns inexplicably kiss in the cave. Absolutely nothing leading up to that scene made the kiss believable, except perhaps to the director, whose resume shows he has not made it past TV movies. If he ever wants to, it won't help to tout this effort.
It's all part of a movie that jumps from one contrived, rushed and clichéd scene to another, carrying groan-inducing dialogue stiffly spoken by second-rate actors.
Prediction: this clunker will one day make Mystery Science Theatre 3000.