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RocketMan (1997) Poster

(1997)

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All: [singing] He's got the whole world in his hands!

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Fred Randall: I'm 30 years old. I'm almost a grown man.

William Overbeck: How'd you like to be the first guy to die on Mars.

Fred Randall: Well sorry Mr. First to Show Inappropriate Anger on Mars.

[Fred is typing on the computer to find out how long he's been asleep]

Fred Randall: [while typing] Query: How long have I been asleep?

[the screen reads "RESPONSE: THIRTEEN MINUTES"]

Fred Randall: Thirteen minutes?

Fred Randall: A glitch? No, that's not possible. I programmed it myself.

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Fred Randall: Sweet swirling onion rings!

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Fred Randall: Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed.

William Overbeck: No.

Fred Randall: You ever look?

William Overbeck: No.

Fred Randall: Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?

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[Repeated line]

Fred Randall: It wasn't me!

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Fred Randall: It wasn't me!

William Overbeck: What do you mean "It wasn't you"? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!

Fred Randall: Maybe it was Julie.

William Overbeck: You dog!

Fred Randall: Hey! Miracles can happen.

William Overbeck: Blaming this on Julie!

Fred Randall: Okay. I admit. It was me.

William Overbeck: Thank you.

[Fred farts again]

Fred Randall: Now, THAT was Julie!

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[about Fred]

Bud Nesbitt: Only a complete genius or a total fool could ever pull this off. Lucky for us he's both.

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William Overbeck: Have fun, kid.

Fred Randall: Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!

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Fred Randall: I have to go tinkle!

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Julie Ford: I guess I'll see you in eight months.

Fred Randall: Boy. I wish I had nine hundred twenty-eight dollars for every time a girl said that to me!

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Bud Nesbitt: Look, it was an accident.

Fred Randall: Oh, sure, sure it was. Just like the captain of the Exxon-Valdez didn't see Alaska floating there right in front of him!

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Fred Randall: I feel like a paleontologist that's been hunting dinosaurs his whole life and finally got to meet one!

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Fred Randall: I'll enter the same calculations using what we like to call The Right Way.

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Fred Randall: Mr. Wick, can I call you Paul?

Paul Wick: No.

Fred Randall: Are we there yet?

Paul Wick: No.

Fred Randall: Can I drive?

Paul Wick: No.

Fred Randall: Can I park it?

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Paul Wick: He's a computer genius, he's supposed to be a little weird.

Julie Ford: A little?

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Fred Randall: [to the Chimp] Alright, I'm going out. If you light the place on fire the number's 9-1-1, thank you.

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William Overbeck: Well it's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts.

Fred Randall: Oh! Like Tang?

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Bud Nesbitt: How about just saying "Thanks for the cool coin Bud it really means a lot to me."

Fred Randall: Oh yeah, thanks for the cool coin Bud it really, what was the rest?

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Fred Randall: Commander, can I call you Bill?

William Overbeck: No.

Fred Randall: Are we there yet?

William Overbeck: No.

Fred Randall: Can I drive?

William Overbeck: No!

Fred Randall: I'm hungry!

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Fred Randall: We're the first to stand on Mars!

William Overbeck: Yeah. Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets.

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Fred Randall: Hey! There's no airbag. What if I go flying' through the windshield?

William Overbeck: Randall, there is no windshield.

Fred Randall: Oh, well what if I go flying' through he front of my helmet?

William Overbeck: I'd die happy.

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Fred Randall: They say that when a mother's child is trapped the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. Alright Commander call me Mommy!

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Fred Randall: Who am I?

William Overbeck: Mommy.

Fred Randall: Say it like you love me.

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Fred Randall: You're alive Little Billy!

William Overbeck: Don't you ever call me little Billy!

Fred Randall: That's no way to talk to your mother!

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Fred Randall: It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.

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Fred Randall: Mom, going to Mars shouldn't be referred to running away.

Mrs. Randall: Last time you ran away it was only to the garage.

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Fred Randall: No eating puzzles in the house and surely we don't jump on the beds!

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Julie Ford: [about Fred] Just because we're going TO Mars, we gotta take along a guy FROM Mars?

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Paul Wick: Reconsider the mission? Sure...

[pretends to think]

Paul Wick: Okay, it's still on.

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Paul Wick: Bud, your hunches are about as useless as dental floss at a Willie Nelson concert.

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[Randall is laying on the floor with socks on his hands when the technicians come to get him out]

Fred Randall: Can you leave me alone for just five more minutes? I just got into the third act.

[with an English voice and moving sock puppet]

Fred Randall: Yes! Close the door! It's bloody chilly in here!

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Fred Randall: It reminds me of a French Canadian tennis racket, stuck to the back of a Venus snow-goon, bubbling out of my sister's Brazilian donkey - I don't think I can make myself any clearer!

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Fred Randall: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too!

[whispering]

Fred Randall: whenever we go out, the people always shout,

[screaming again]

Fred Randall: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!

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Gary Hackman: [with pants on his head] Somebody stole my pants.

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Fred Randall: Je suis le papillon sur la table avec le Chanel No. 5 regardons

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Fred Randall: How many times have I told you not to go wandering in a martian dust storm?

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Fred Randall: What? You ignore me the whole trip, and now that I have no air you want to chat?

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