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Joe and Mary have been living together in Manhattan for six years. Joe is an actor, who has no agent and no thesping credits, but whose ambitions are very high. He works as a waiter at a ... See full summary »

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Mary
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Kelly
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Tina
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Blair
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Sahara (as Bridgette Wilson)
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Dr. Leuter
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Chang
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Harassing Man
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Joe and Mary have been living together in Manhattan for six years. Joe is an actor, who has no agent and no thesping credits, but whose ambitions are very high. He works as a waiter at a cafe. Mary works as a make-up stylist for hot fashion photographer Blair, and she pays most of the pair's bills. Joe finally lowers his standards and accepts a degrading bit in a Madonna video, while his friend and co-waiter Bob gets a high-paying job on a soap opera opposite siren Kelly. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for sexuality and language | See all certifications »
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27 February 1998 (USA)  »

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$83,488 (USA) (27 February 1998)

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$247,745 (USA) (13 March 1998)
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Matthew Modine's character gets excited when he hears a message left on his machine from who he believes to be Madonna about a possible acting gig. In real life, Madonna's 1985 video for the song Crazy For You includes footage of Matthew Modine from the movie Vision Quest. See more »

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When Bob tells Ernst that he and Joe are not gay, a microphone appears from above. See more »

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A big wet one to SNIFFY MELONHEAD At D.W.M. Bulldozers See more »

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Follows Living in Oblivion (1995) See more »

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Hanky Panky
Performed by Madonna
Written by Madonna (as Madonna Ciccone) and Patrick Leonard
Courtesy of Sire Records by arrangement with Warner Special Products
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"Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans"
24 May 2000 | by (new york city) – See all my reviews

A great yet overlooked film with interesting and thought provoking messages. Excellent cast. Excellent direction. Any one living in new york city as a struggling artist will appreciate its take on success, exploitation, Holding to your beliefs, and handling life when things don't happen exactly how you wished they would. A very funny offbeat movie!


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