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Out to Sea (1997) Poster

(1997)

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Mavis: Which Wright Brother did you buy this plane from?

Leon the Pilot: Probably the one you dated in high school.

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Charlie: No such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.

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[Herb and Charlie have successfully left the ship in the lifeboat]

Gil Godwyn: I hope your boat capsizes and you drown like bloody rats!

CharlieHerb: Bye!

[Ellen Carruthers walks in at this point]

Gil Godwyn: When that old bag makes me VP, I'll see to it you two never work on a cruise ship again as long as you LIVE!

[turns around, sees Ellen]

Gil Godwyn: [shocked] Ellen.

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[Ellen heard Gil's rant]

Ellen Carruthers: You know, Gil. I never believed it but it's true. You really *are* an asshole!

Gil Godwyn: [flustered] I was simply doing my job.

Ellen Carruthers: Oh, you have no job. You're fired. Mac, as of now, you're my new CD.

Jonathan Devereaux: [as Ellen starts to leave] What about *me*?

Ellen Carruthers: [pointing to Mac] You're... his friend.

[leaves]

Ellen Carruthers: [Mac and Jonathan turn on Gil]

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[Mac has replaced Gil as the Cruise Director]

Gil Godwyn: What's she talking about?

Mac Valor: She's talking about "Button that button, you little prick!"

[leaves]

Jonathan Devereaux: Prick.

[leaves]

Jonathan Devereaux: [Gil stands there, still in shock]

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Charlie: We're not working. We're dancing and cavorting.

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Gil Godwyn: I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.

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Charlie: Be careful! Some of the big fish can swallow you whole.

Herb: Swallow my what?

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Mavis LaBreche: I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.

Charlie: I used to be a cardiologist.

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Gil: I've got my eye on you, Gordon.

Charlie Gordon: You're not so bad yourself! Heh! Heh! Heh!

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Mavis LaBreche: I need a crap and a nap and I don't need an audience!"

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Herb: Look at the size of this room! A good fart will give you a concussion!

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[after seeing their cabin]

Herb: Cozy? A good fart will give you a concussion!

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Herb: Listen, I'm not authorized to throw your ass over board, but I will!

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Herb: [to Gil Godwyn while in the lifeboat] /Listen to me, you sniveling little brown-nose. I have lived for 71 years, I've fought a war, I've buried my wife and I've survived 48 white sales at Gimble's. So if you think a little fop like you is gonna stop me, you've got another think coming!

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Charlie: With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it.

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Charlie: I'm waiting for my sexual prime.

Liz LaBreche: And just when do you think that's gonna happen?

Charlie: [Charlie looks at watch. She laughs]

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