Mr. Jealousy (1997)
Lester: I hate it when people don't live up to their stereo-types.
Ramona: (to Lester) What would you do if I bit your face, now... suddenly?
Ramona: What do you teach?
Lester: A lot of things... I'm a sub actually.
Narrator: Avoiding the dentist for 3 years will come back to haunt you.
Guy at a party: Originally I was thinking she wasn't letting me come over because she was messy. Now I think it's because she's married.
Lester: I'll bet my writing's more of a voice of our generation than his.
Narrator: Lester gritted his teeth. Ramona had a life before him.
Narator: [reading from Dashiell's book] In the last paragraph Dashiell quoted from Gustave Flaubert's The Sentimental Education, "In every parting there comes a moment when the beloved is already gone from us."