[the Boss sighs, and then pulls a large pair of shears out of his desk drawer
No, I don't think you fully appreciate your position here. 'Cause if you did, you'd be spilling your guts and praying to God that I kill you quick before I crush your balls like harvest grapes.
Oh God, please don't! It wasn't supposed to go this way!
Wrong, Koo. I think it WAS supposed to go this way.
Somebody sent you out in public knowing you'd get picked up. You've been set up. Now I know you're ...