Meet Wally Sparks (1997)
Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.
Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.
Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.
Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.
Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.
Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.
Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no one on the bottom.
Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell me when you find her.