Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Debi Mazar: Sandy Gallo

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• Wally Sparks : Folks, the first half of this show has been pretty amazing and the second half is no different. And I'm going to start the second half by telling you...

  [Wally stands up] 

  Wally Sparks : ...I can walk. I've been faking it, pretending I was hurt for my own selfish reasons. You know, this may be my last show. A lot of people don't think I should be on TV anymore. Maybe they're right. I'm only sorry for all the pain and suffering I caused the Governor and how I hurt this sweet, innocent girl.

  [Wally approaches Lola and rests his hand on her shoulder] 

  Wally Sparks : Look at that virgin smile. A babe lost in the woods. And you wanted to be an actress, didn't you?

  Lola Larue : That's right. Disney movies.

  Wally Sparks : Oh, I'm sure you'd be right at home with Pinocchio.

  [a kazoo sound is played] 

  Wally Sparks : Well tonight, you're in luck, honey! It so happens we have a clip of your acting debut. Roll it, Sandy!

  Sandy Gallo : [to a tech]  Go.

  [a porn video plays of Lola performing oral sex on Ron Jeremy and smiling at the camera plays] 

  Wally Sparks : Where'd you learn to study, honey, down under?

  [Lola looks at Judge Williams, both horrified] 

  Wally Sparks : She gives a new meaning to "method acting."

  [the crew in the room laugh and gossip as Lola fluffs her hair after the climax] 

  Wally Sparks : Hey, with this role, your acting career really got a head start.