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Mean Guns (1997) Poster

(1997)

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Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.

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Moon's Associate: What if we don't want to play?

[Moon shoots the guy asking the question]

Moon: Then don't! ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

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Marcus: Let's just say that once upon a time, there were 3 bears

Lou: Oh God, not another story!

D: Yeah Marcus, just spit it out!

Marcus: The bears went out one day looking for food which was other bears

Lou: Ah, cannibalistic bears!

Marcus: And when these 3 bears got back to their house, they found little Goldilocks sleeping in their bed. Just before they could eat her, Papa bear said, 'Now just wait, we're cannibalistic bears!'

D: Yes, yes we are

Lou: I wanna be Mama bear

D: *Three* bears

Marcus: Ah, the bears. Goldilocks is tasty to us so Goldilocks must be tasty to other bears, and what we really would like to eat is other bears, so why don't we use Goldilocks as a trap for the other bears. And all the bears nodded their heads and thought it was good, so they did. Goldilocks was a very good trap for the other bears, and the 3 bears went back home to their nice homes at night, simply stuffed to the gills with bear. Yum yum!

D: So who do we use for bait? Not Goldilocks

Lou: Not who, but what

Marcus: Precisely

D: Im lost

Lou: Of course you are, you're stupid!

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Lou: Marcus, why is everybody saying you're stupid?

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Hoss: That's twisted.

Crow: Twisted but fun.

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Moon: YOU like Mambo?

Lou: Yeah. Makes you want to dance...

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D: I can't be here for this. This is wrong. Wrong time, wrong place... wrong life.

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Ricky: Hey, I happen to have a healthy respect for profanity. They're just not happy words and they don't make me happy to hear them. To use something over and over until it has no meaning. Hell hell hell hell hell.

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