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I just caught this movie on Encore. I'd never had much interest in seeing it based on the negative comments that have been made about it. It was much better than I (and a lot of other people) gave it credit for being. I came to the IMDB site because the credits went by too fast and I wanted to check some of the actors. I was surprised to find that so many people really disliked this film. First of all, I'd like to point out that the original show was fantasy. C'mon--does anyone really think that the series represented what it was like in the South Pacific during the Second World War? It also doesn't give you much of a starting point except the characters and their interactions. With apologies to Tim Conway, Joe Flynn, et. al., the original series had only one star--Ernest Borgnine. It was called McHale's Navy for a reason. So it's fitting that Tom Arnold should be the focus of the movie. I think they did keep to the spirit of the original series and, where these comments started, the movie was just as much a fantasy as the series was. In terms of the plot, it too kept with the spirit of the original series. For those of you looking for plot depth or profound characters missed the point of both the series and the movie. It was supposed to be entertainment, escapism, with a mild segue into reality. If you want something profound, watch Schindler's List or something by Kurasawa, or anything Shakespeare by Brannagh. But don't ask me to eat the same thing for dinner each night--I'll get tired of it and I'll yearn for cotton candy. Movies of this type are called "guilty pleasures." They're supposed to be fun. Having said that, one man's fun is another man's Bergman. This movie isn't going to be everyone's cup of tea but it isn't a bad movie. Just take it for what it is--a little bit of fun, a little bit of fantasy.
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Yup... I guess I WAS right. I MUST be the only person in this entire country
who absolutely enjoyed this film. Yes, it wasn't as good as the original TV
show, but name one remake that HAS been?..... Anyone?..... I didn't think
However, if you compare this movie to an episode of the show, you'll see that the formula was fairly well preserved. McHale seemed very in character to me, as did Binghampton. And I have a little theory that says that if an actor/actress from the original show agrees to have a role in the remake, then they have approved of it.
So, I'm not about to argue with Mr. Borgnine, although I have no reason to anyway. I thought Dean Stockwell as Capt. Binghampton was absolutely hilarious, and I think he did an imitation of his voice very well. This movie made me a fan of David Alan Grier--he was brilliant in this movie.
Yes, the movie was cheesy, corny, and whatever synonyms you can think of. But it was funny and every time I want a good laugh, this is the first movie I pop into the VCR.
The acting isn't the best and the story line is pretty stupid but it's
a fun movie. Don't over analyze it because it's supposed to be a funny
and retarded movie.
Why else would Tom Arnold be in it? lol
If you are a serious or uptight person who only appreciates high budget awarded winning films than don't bother watching it. On the other hand, if you are like me and enjoy watching all types of movies from low budget yet entertaining disasters to box office hits than you would probably enjoy this movie.
I love Tim Curry as Vladikov. He is a great actor and always does extremely funny roles.
I love this movie.It was extremely cheesy but it is so entertaining. When ever I want a good laugh this is one of the films I watch.
OK for starters, this movie deserves far better than the 3.8 it
currently holds, hence my 8/10. In truth, this film is a great piece of
entertainment, and I can think of few films that are as mindless as
they are funny. This is not meant to be Oscar material, but succeeds in
entertaining from beginning to end.
Bruce Campbell of course makes this worth seeing by himself, but the rest of the cast hold their own. Tom Arnold usually is seen as a bad indicator of quality, but his cheesy dialog has its moments. Rent it, buy it, just watch it, and judge for yourself. It will not be a waste of time.
I know most people hate McHale's navy, but I really don't care. I thought
was pretty funny. Tim Curry was really good as the villain, Vladikov (the
best terrorist in the world). Bruce Campbell is pretty good. David Allen
Grier was, as usual, great as Ens. Charles T. Parker.
I'd never seen the original series, but I'm glad that they had Ernest Borgnine, the original McHale, as Cobra.
And, last, but DEFFINITELY not least, Tom Arnold. I used to watch Roseanne, and always liked his obnoxious humor. It's even better in McHale's Navy. He's got some unique style, that guy.
Well, I've chatted long enough.
PS. Tim Curry and Tom Arnold had both been in an episode of Roseanne.
I watched this on a commercial station and between each advert break
they flashed up the title card as 'McHale's War' instead of McHale's
Navy, and that seemed to sum up the complete lack of interest this film
generates in almost everybody. The TV station couldn't even get the
title right. This is a bad film a comedy that is consistently and
forcefully unfunny. I didn't laugh once throughout the entire hellish
running time, and only managed the barest ghost of a smile on a couple
of occasions. Let's face it any film in which Tom Arnold is the star
is in trouble from the off. For all I know he may well be a wonderful
person but he isn't a star and he isn't a comedian. The only time he's
funny is during the 'action' sequences and when he tries to act
serious: his nostrils flare a little and his eyes widen a touch and
that's it it's a kind of one-size-fits-all expression for every
emotion he is called upon to express. He's supposed to be one of those
charismatic types in this film, the type of guy everyone warms to the
moment he opens his mouth. That's right Tom Arnold. Did some casting
executive read this part and really think to himself 'why, that's a
part just tailor-made for that Tom Arnold chap? Hmmm. Dean Stockwell is
also in this, he's quite a good actor but he's awful here in fact he
hasn't been much good in anything since Married to the Mob. Tim Curry
is just a cartoon character in a flesh suit these days and sleepwalks
through his role. The running joke about his being the second greatest
terrorist in the world is done to death in the first twenty minutes of
the film and then thankfully forgotten. Only the ever-solid Bill
Campbell is worth a look, but his part is woefully small. The TV show
was around before my time, so I've no point of reference with regard to
how accurately this film captures the atmosphere of the show, but
somehow I can't believe it was as lame as this. If it was the film
would never have been greenlighted.
Do yourself a favour and do what everyone involved in this mess should have done: give it a wide, wide berth.
Is it as good as the original series? No it isn't. Is it is the worst
film ever? No, there are much worse- Disaster Movie, Home Alone 4, The
Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Superbabies:Baby Geniuses 2 and Titanic:The
Animated Movie are all much worse than this. Is it a bad film? I
personally don't think so.
Yes the plot is predictable and falls into stupidity one too many times. Yes there are some hits and misses in the jokes and script, I actually found a lot of it funny but some of them(ie. Vladikov's 2nd best terrorist in the world boast) got old quite fast. And yes French Stewart is given very little to do.
Despite this, I found myself enjoying it. I don't know why, I just did. The film looks nice enough, some of the scenery is colourful and the photography is decent enough. I liked the soundtrack too, especially Working on My Tan which was a nice addition. While corny, the script did get some laughs from me, and Bruce Campbell while underused is fun to watch. The direction is okay, the film moves quickly and is fairly short while nicely rounded off. The cast are fine on the whole. Ernest Borgnine is a joy as always as is Dean Stockwell whose comic talent here almost equals his TV counterpart Joe Flynn, as is Tim Curry(anybody who knows me knows I am a fan of Tim's), and Tom Arnold and Debra Messing are appealing too.
Overall, hardly something to rave about but I personally don't think it deserves the panning it gets. 7/10 Bethany Cox
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Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) is in the Navy on a lush Caribbean island, lucky duck. Surrounding him are his men, including Ensign Parker (David Alan Grier) and a host of others (one is French Stewart). Not really having a lot to do, McHale runs a side business in pin-up calendars while the swabs under him bunk in hammocks outside, instead of the stuffy barracks. Alas, the Navy gets wind of this and sends a new, no-nonsense but weird Captain, Cap Binghamton (Dean Stockwell) and his true believer Lieutenant Carpenter (Debra Messing), to "clean up the ship". This upsets all, naturally. Meanwhile, a German spy (Tim Curry) is set to capture the same island for the Commie Homeland. The Captain is blind to this coming takeover, so its up to McHale and company to thwart these doings. Our Mac also gets help from a secret Navy General (Ernest Borgnine). Whoa, and perhaps Carpenter is falling for McHale and about to switch sides! What will be the finale? This light-hearted, fun film will be a silly mood lifter for those who view it. What could really be better than that in this world? The cast is terrific, with Stockwell very comedic and Arnold, Stewart, Messing, Grier, and all of the others backing him up nicely. How great to see Borgnine, too, as he was the original McHale as we all know. The scenery of the islands is wonderful, like paradise on earth, while the script and direction are up to snuff, , albeit not likely to win awards. Join this Navy, do, and you will be a contented soul.
It was hard to tell if they were trying to be "so bad that it was
funny" or if it was just that bad. The movie suffers from continuity
issues to incorrect uniforms and not being funny. Special effects were
low budget. They did not try to disguise that models were being blown
up or that sets did not make sense.
The cast has several familiar faces but the acting was below standard. The characters were too cartoonish and over exaggerated. Some plot mechanics are stretched too thin to be believable. It is OK to be unreal in fiction, but the audience needs to believe the story. That aspect was not accomplished.
Not the worst movie but it is a bad one. It has very little to do with the namesake 1960's TV show.
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McHale's Navy (1997): Dir: Bryan Spier / Cast: Tom Arnold, Dean Stockwell, Debra Messing, Tim Curry, Ernest Borgnine: Pathetic hunk of trash where everyone acts like a bunch of morons, and since this is McHale's Navy we are suppose to look forward to these idiots saving the day. Tom Arnold plays McHale who is popular amongst his troops because he provides them with ice cream, nudie calendars, etc. Everything is a joke until Dean Stockwell and Debra Messing arrive to whip them into shape. Tim Curry plays the "second most dangerous terrorist in the world" who wishes to take over the island. Perhaps too many villains are aiming for world domination so he settles for this tiny island because he sucks. He is constantly rolling his eyes but then again, after appearing in a film this bad it is understandable. The characters exist to be idiots and succeed with flying colours. While Stockwell is lecturing the troops he catches one pea brain eating ice cream, which is stupid since there is no reason for him to be eating it at this time. Dreadful writing and directing by Bryan Spier with horrible acting by Arnold in a role every bit as stupid as his Carpool role. Stockwell, Messing, Ernest Borgnine, and unfortunately Tim Curry also blemish their careers with this trash. It is shameless to witness a cast of this caliber drown in this garbage. It is a mindless bag of garbage that is never funny. Score: 1 / 10
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