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McHale's Navy (1997) Poster

(1997)

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Lt. Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers.

Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!

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Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Did we wake you up?

Willie: No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon.

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!

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Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Just a warning, anyone or anything sleeping in the trees will be SHOT!

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[going through contraband items]

Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: McHale's Mai Tai... McHale's Ale... McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is?

Parker: You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an...

Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Shut up!

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[during bar brawl]

Virgil: Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go... rehearse.

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity.

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: [under attack by Vladimir] This guy's a real prick!

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Lt. Penelope Carpenter: Captain, with all due respect: Are you NUTS?

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David: [to Vladikov] ... but I am here to help you, even if you're keeping my entire family hostage in Bangladesh.

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: What a dick!

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Willie: [looking at Binghampton] Hey Happy, ain't that the guy who sank the Love Boat?

Happy: [recognizes Binghampton] Oh yeah!

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Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Suck in that gut sailor!

Gruber: I'm totally sucked!

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Maj. Vladikov: [Has just been given bad news, picks up his pistol and shoots over shoulder at henchmen who delivered it] Did I get him?

David: [Looks back to see Vladikov shot off the henchmans ear] Just missed.

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