McHale's Navy (1997)
Lt. Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!
Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Did we wake you up?
Willie: No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!
Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Just a warning, anyone or anything sleeping in the trees will be SHOT!
[going through contraband items]
Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: McHale's Mai Tai... McHale's Ale... McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is?
Parker: You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an...
Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Shut up!
[during bar brawl]
Virgil: Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go... rehearse.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: [under attack by Vladimir] This guy's a real prick!
Lt. Penelope Carpenter: Captain, with all due respect: Are you NUTS?
David: [to Vladikov] ... but I am here to help you, even if you're keeping my entire family hostage in Bangladesh.
Willie: [looking at Binghampton] Hey Happy, ain't that the guy who sank the Love Boat?
Happy: [recognizes Binghampton] Oh yeah!