McCinsey's Island (1998)

Director:

Sam Firstenberg

Writers:

Kristina Dubin (story), Robert Redlin (story)

Stars:

Hulk Hogan, Grace Jones, Robert Vaughn

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Hulk Hogan	...	Joe McGrai (as Terry 'Hulk' Hogan)
Grace Jones	...	Alanso Richter
Robert Vaughn	...	Walter Denkins
Todd Sheeler	...	Billy
Paul Wight	...	Little Snowflake (as Paul White)
Isaac C. Singleton Jr.	...	Samson (as Isac Singleton)
Leigh Bryant	...	Pet Shop Girl
Anya Hoffmann	...	Sabrina (as Anya Hofman)
Tom Akos	...	Beach Guy 2 (as Thomas Akos)
Irina Stemer	...	Honey (as Irine Stemer)
Kathleen Smith	...	Jogger
Ed Leslie	...	Jet Skier 1 (as Leslie Edwards)
Bill Scharpf	...	Jet Skier 2
Dennis Deveaugh	...	Boat Driver (as Denis Devaugh)
Willy the Bird	...	Deep Six

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

palms | apostrophe in title | machete | bandana | punctuation in title

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Genres:

Action | Adventure | Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for adventure violence

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 June 2000 (Kuwait)

Also Known As:

A Ilha McCinsey

Company Credits

Production Co:

Big Island Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

95 min

Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Goofs

After Joe's house is blown up, his 'parrot' changes position or disappears in each of the following shots.

User Reviews

WHY???

What makes this movie so bad? Is that the insane plot about Hulk Hogan's "retired" secret agent finding a treasure map on the back of a turtle and then following it? Is it the sad waste of talent of Robert Vaughan? Is it Grace Jones's almost insulting turn as the baddie and the usual assortment of incompetent henchmen? Or is it the patronising and quite frankly unbelievably immoral ending?

Surely somebody, at some stage of making this picture, must have realised that the only people who were going to watch this was desperate parents who drop their kids in front of rubbish like this and call it "family entertainment"? It's cheap, crass, embarrassing and just not worth the effort. I realise that I may not be the target audience but even so, children should not have to put up with awful movies like this one. Avoid like a nasty aunt at Christmas!

Still, the scenery looked nice.