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(1997)

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Maloney: I hope they fry you, Bentley!

Raif Bentley: [while dancing] Oh, I'll be frying, Claire, under the hot tropical sun!

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Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.

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Ozzie: The boss's daughter. Never too early to start kissing ass.

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Raif Bentley: [after attacking Helen's Jeep] Such a violent society you live in today, Claire. Sad really.

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Ozzie: Enjoy the show, Maloney.

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Maloney: I've got the rear.

Ozzie: Truer words were never spoken

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Ozzie: Take another step! You'll regret it.

[Happy Boy #7 takes a step]

Happy Boy #7: Now what are you gonna do about it?

Ozzie: You know, coal is still one of our most abundant natural resources.

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Ozzie: [through the intercom] Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a weather update for you. After those smoldering tropical highs, our next forecast will be for cooling temperatures, with a very high case of sudden showers.

[turns on the sprinkler, drenching Bentley and the commandoes]

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Ozzie: K-Dog smells kinda rank.

K-Dog: Some friend.

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Raif Bentley: Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretend.

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[last lines]

[Bentley sees a light in the tunnel while driving his vehicle]

Raif Bentley: Yes! Yes!

[the vehicle exits the tunnel and falls to the pond raw sewage, Bentley screams, the vehicle splashes to the pond, Bentley rises from the sewage and sees his suitcase of money in the sewage, he swims for it]

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Deroy: So this vest really works, huh?

Cop: Sure. It's Swiss. It takes any caliber of bullet short of a Howitzer. Try to take it in the chest if you can.

Deroy: Take it in the chest. You're kidding.

Cop: The vest is not nearly as effective if you get shot in the face.

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