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9 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
This Movie Doesn't Deserve To Live, 15 July 2004
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Author:
Theo Robertson from Isle Of Bute, Scotland
THE LIFE OF STUFF revolves around a feared gangster called Alex Sneddon
who is coming back to town to settle a drugs vendetta . This sounds
like an exciting though unoriginal premise . Unfortunately the long
anticipated arrival of Sneddon doesn't actually take place until the
movie has almost finished its running time which means we the long
suffering audience have to put up with .... What ?
That's the problem with THE LIFE OF STUFF , we all know where it's
heading but for the most part the story is composed of absolutely
nothing that holds the audience attention . Instead of anything
resembling substance or indeed a plot we have to endure ( And my god
it's an endurance ) wafer thin characters dancing around , taking drugs
or crawling around a cellar . It's even more uninteresting on screen
than what I've described
THE LIFE OF STUFF is based on a stage play but the producers seem to
have made a major miscalculation on movie making . The producers may
claim that there's a ready made market for the movie since people have
seen the play , but is there ? Are people who watch plays in the
theatre the same people who go the cinema ? In my opinion - No . It
should also be pointed out that because most of the characters speak
with really thick Scottish accents this movie wouldn't manage an
audience outside of Scotland , I'm from Scotland myself and for the
most part I couldn't understand a bloody word most of the characters
were saying though judging by the dialogue maybe I shouldn't complain
too much . I also couldn't noticing despite being made seven ( 7 )
years ago and being broadcast on British network television a grand
total of nineteen ( 19 ) people have given this movie a vote which
justs goes to show its lack of commercial appeal and I wonder how many
of the voters worked on the movie ? Probably all those who didn't award
it one out of ten
I thought THE WEDDING TACKLE was the worst British film the BBC showed
this year but within days it was beaten by THE LIFE OF STUFF . It's a
film lacking in cinematic appeal and plotting but the worse criticism
is that it's totally unentertaining and the people who funded it should
never have been allowed a bank account of their own . It's those people
who destroyed the British film industry and continue to destroy it by
financing crap like this
1 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A bit of a mess., 21 July 2000
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Author:
geeg23 from York
This is a bit of a mess. I saw it at the London Film Festival and was far from impressed. The plot is weak and poorly executed and considering it was adapted from a stage play, the dialogue isn't even that sharp. A waste of some talented actors.
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