Lethal Tender (1997)
Sparky: Are you crazy? You didn't have to kill him!
Mr. Turner: What are you worried about? Their union's got great life insurance coverage!
Wally: [pantomimes a dead corpse in front of hostages] Hi, everybody! I'm leaving now, got the rest of the day off! Yes-sir-ee you won't see me no more! New boss is a great guy! He said I could have the rest of the week off, ha ha ha! It's such a drag!
[Wally laughs and drags the corpse off-screen]
Montessi: If I shoot you, does it not make a hole?
[Montessi shoots Ed "Smartypants" Williams in the chest, killing him]
Melissa Wilkins: So is there a cop-wife at home?
Det. David Chase: Yeah. I keep her in a jar with my cop-kids and my cop-dog.
Montessi: Do you have any last words?
Det. David Chase: I just happen to have some for just such an occasion but I left my sheet at home, I'd be happy to go back and get it for you.