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Jerry: What do these characters all have in common? They all want to... fuck! It's always about fucking.
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[During sex]
Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?
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Barry: Do you think you're good?
Cary: What?
Barry: I mean, do you think you're a good person?
Cary: Hey, come on, I'm trying to eat lunch here.
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Terri: I don't get you at all. I mean, always with the goddamn semiotics. It's a gift. Can't it just be what it is? It's a bracelet. Shit.
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Terri: [after sex] Where are you going?
Jerry: [Bitter] Out. I wanna talk, I wanna chat.
Terri: We can talk. I just don't want something up my ass while we're doing it.
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Terri: [to Jerry] That's my advice to you: Grow the fuck up.
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Jerry: The guy's practically my best friend...
Terri: Oh, don't even fucking use that! Alright? Best friend? That is bullshit! Try saying friend when you're down there lapping between his wife's legs. See how it sounds then.
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Jerry: [about talking during sex] I'll talk as much as I like.
Terri: Yeah? Well I hope she likes it 'cause you won't be fucking me.
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Terri: It's over. Thanks so much, it was lovely. I'll get the rest of my stuff later.
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Terri: Why do you find it so hard to fathom that I'd want to be with a woman? I mean, I wanted to be with you. Now I want to be with her. That's all.
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Barry: So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself
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Barry: I'm telling you, nobody makes me come the way I do.
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Jerry: [after much prodding by Barry] Ok. The best fuck I ever had. That would be your wife. That was the best fuck I ever had.
Cary: That beats my story.
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Barry: I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.
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Mary: Life is complicated. It's a funny world. People can't communicate. And you couldn't keep your erection.
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