Your Friends & Neighbors (1998)
Jerry: What do these characters all have in common? They all want to... fuck! It's always about fucking.
Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?
Barry: Do you think you're good?
Barry: I mean, do you think you're a good person?
Cary: Hey, come on, I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Terri: I don't get you at all. I mean, always with the goddamn semiotics. It's a gift. Can't it just be what it is? It's a bracelet. Shit.
Terri: [after sex] Where are you going?
Jerry: [Bitter] Out. I wanna talk, I wanna chat.
Terri: We can talk. I just don't want something up my ass while we're doing it.
Jerry: The guy's practically my best friend...
Terri: Oh, don't even fucking use that! Alright? Best friend? That is bullshit! Try saying friend when you're down there lapping between his wife's legs. See how it sounds then.
Jerry: [about talking during sex] I'll talk as much as I like.
Terri: Yeah? Well I hope she likes it 'cause you won't be fucking me.
Terri: It's over. Thanks so much, it was lovely. I'll get the rest of my stuff later.
Terri: Why do you find it so hard to fathom that I'd want to be with a woman? I mean, I wanted to be with you. Now I want to be with her. That's all.
Barry: So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself
Jerry: [after much prodding by Barry] Ok. The best fuck I ever had. That would be your wife. That was the best fuck I ever had.
Cary: That beats my story.
Barry: I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.
Mary: Life is complicated. It's a funny world. People can't communicate. And you couldn't keep your erection.
Jerry: Come on, she told me, that the two of you were together, or whatever, just...
Cheri: That's what I thought.
Cheri: Well look, there's really nothing else I can show you here then, I mean, if you're done looking, right?
Jerry: You know, you could show me why she'd be interested in someone like you.
Cheri: Maybe because I don't say stupid fucking things like that to people.
Cary: Okay, I see. You're a real piece of work, you know that?
Terri: That's great.
Cary: Nobody actually likes you, you're aware of this?
Terri: Are you for real?
Cary: I don't get your kind. You give my friend nothing but grief, always coming off like some dike bitch. How do you live with yourself.
Terri: What the fuck is a matter with you?
Cary: Hey, you don't want to have a drink with me, that's fine. I can take it. I have a healthy self image. But you keep dicking around people I know and one of these days I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna knock you on your ass. You are a useless cunt. Get use to it?