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Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) Poster

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Mimi-Siku: [after being out on the windows with Michael] Baboon scared?

Michael Cromwell: Yes, Baboon scared. Baboon not know he could *be* so scared. Baboon's pants a little damp.

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[Richard, Michael and Mimi exit Jovanovic's office]

Michael Cromwell: Richard, are you out of your mind? Now we're laundering money for the Russian mafia?

Richard Kempster: Yes, we are, and we'll iron it for them too.

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Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?

Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.

Andrew Kempster: So do I.

Karen Kempster: I think Mimi Siku is a nice name.

Andrew Kempster: You would.

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Dr. Patricia Cromwell: His name's Mimi-Siku. Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".

Michael Cromwell: He *chose* the name "cat piss"?

Dr. Patricia Cromwell: He was six years old at the time! It's a territorial thing.

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Michael Cromwell: Do you mean to tell me that you are walking around New York City with A MILLION DOLLARS IN A SUITCASE?

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Michael Cromwell: [showing Mimi how to use the toilet] Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.

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Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.

Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?

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Alexei Jovanovic: [picking a finger to cut off of Richard Kempster] Eeny... Meeny...

[arrives at middle finger]

Alexei Jovanovic: Meiny - no, need that one for traffic... mo.

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Alexei Jovanovic: You make a fool of Jovanovic.

Richard Kempster: No.

Alexei Jovanovic: In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me!

[Jovanovic takes out a knife]

Alexei Jovanovic: Now, you must pay! Sit still, coward! Now, I teach you never,

[grabs Richard's right arm]

Alexei Jovanovic: NEVER to make fool of Jovanovic again!

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Richard Kempster: [yelling at the airport] Oh, God! I'm dead! I've lost my house! Where will my children live?

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[after Michael and Mimi depart from a taxi cab]

Michael Cromwell: We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?

Richard Kempster: No, no. He is ABOVE a fish stall.

Michael Cromwell: Much better!

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Mimi-Siku: [Initiates Karen into his tribe] Choose a name.

Karen Kempster: Choose for me.

Mimi-Siku: [thinks for a moment] Ukume.

Karen Kempster: What?

Mimi-Siku: U-Ku-May.

Karen Kempster: What does it mean?

Mimi-Siku: It means, "sound of rain on river water."

Karen Kempster: "Ukume." It's pretty.

[kisses him]

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Andrew Kempster: I'll get some matches and we'll smoke her out.

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[Michael and Richard are aguing about being a parent, while Richard tries to get Karen out of her room]

Richard Kempster: Oh, what? Are you suddenly Dr Spock here? You've been a father for three days. And you're giving me lessons? Well, that's good.

Michael Cromwell: You sound like an idiot.

Richard Kempster: I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot! I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth.

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Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.

Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.

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Mimi-Siku: [after Mimi-Siku suggests they eat Coco the cat] Cat's job feed people.

Michael Cromwell: No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep, lick crotch.

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Mimi-Siku: [seeing Karen for the first time] Angel on table...

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Stewardess: Mr. Cromwell? The young man you're with is, ah, urinating on the exit doors...

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Mimi-Siku: I want to see Statue of Liberty, I go!

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Michael Cromwell: [offered bat bladder in Lipo Lipo] Bat bladder? Holy kaopectate; I don't think so.

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Mimi-Siku: [pointing to toucan in flight] A hoko!

Michael Cromwell: Hoko. Hoko, bird. Bird that can't sing: Hoko Ono.

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Alexei Jovanovic: I have many enemies, but none like that spider.

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Richard Kempster: Come out, honey, or Andrew is going to smoke you out.

Andrew Kempster: Cool!

Richard Kempster: [whispering] I was kidding!

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Michael Cromwell: [sees Lipo Lipo for the first time]

Michael Cromwell: Oh my God. She left me for Gilligan's Island.

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Michael Cromwell: What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun!

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Michael Cromwell: [throws piraña] Cut. Infection. DEAD!

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Andrew Kempster: [to his Mom, who's eating Mimi's homemade fish] Mom, Tarzan is eating Daddy's fish.

Jan Kempster: Daddy's fish?

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Richard Kempster: That's it, Andrew, bite him! Use those crooked teeth!

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