Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[Julie, Odin, and Zeek need to cross the lava river]
Chartog: [to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...
Chartog: ... kiss me.
Julie: Ugh... No way!
Chartog: [chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive?
Julie: [hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler...
Chartog: [chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon...
Julie: [leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back?
[Kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]
Zeek: [sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing?
[Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste]
Zeek: We're waiting for you.
Julie: [furiously] Son of a bitch!
[draws a fist back]
Julie: KISS *THIS!*
[slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]
Odin: [disturbed] Your people have strange customs.
[Julie steps onto the boat]
Julie: [huffs] Tell me about it.
Odin: To forget history is to allow evil to rise again.
Tyler: Blind adoration makes me so horny! Bring me a wench!
Tyler: What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh?
Tyler: [while a scan is being run on Planet Eden] There are small traces in their system.
Germain St-Germain: [sarcastically] Yeah, immortality all over the place.
Julie: [after killing Tyler] Now we must destroy the key.
Odin: Perhaps, perhaps not!
[strikes Julie with a whip]
Julie: [stunned] O-Odin, why?
[rips open his robe and reveals himself to be a n Arakacian]
Odin: I am Arakacian! My charade fooled the insufferable Holy Landers and even that little stone idiot! What makes you think a pathetic mortal can stop me?