Fire Down Below (1997)
Jack Taggert: How do you wanna do this?... Do you wanna play this game all the way?... I'll have 300 agents come up here in this hick town and crawl up every orifice you got... When it's over you can go to your favorite proctologist and gat a nice soothing ointment for the hole that hurts the most!...
Jack Taggert: If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Hanner JR: Do you want me to take him out?
Hanner SR: Son, you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-through.
Earl Kellogg: Someone once asked my daddy how far down Hell was and he said, "Just a quarter mile."
Pimple: I'm gonna have to educate you in how to properly beat the shit outta somebody.
Hanner SR: So, I guess that makes killing you free.
Jack Taggert: Well, it would be free if you could.
Hatch: What the hell are you doing here?
Jack Taggert: Well I was just out taking a Sunday stroll... but I guess maybe it's not Sunday.
Hanner JR: You've been hanging out with the ignorant folks, we're the educated ones.
Jack Taggert: I was told somebody's dumped some dangerous toxic waste down here. I wanted to see if I could come down and stop it.
Jack Taggert: [to Sarah] I'm a federal agent. I work for the E.P.A.
Hanner SR: [to Jack] I have a lot of money. I'll give you some to go away.
Hanner SR: [on the phone] I have fifty thousand barrels of cyanide rolling down here right now.
Hanner SR: You're violating my constitutional rights.
Jack Taggert: I will show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Jack Taggert: [FBI Agent #2 is standing in a pool of gasoline, holding a lit flare] Tell your boss, I'm coming to get him!
Jack Taggert: You know what, on second thought... I'll tell him!
[shoots the flare in two, watching the fake agent squirm, and then shoots the flare again, right before it hits the ground, putting the fire out]