A massive corporate conglomerate, Octopus Inc., run by a shrewd and cruel tycoon named Rod McCain, purchases a UK-based leisure company, and also the failing London Marwood Zoo. To bring more business to the zoo, Octopus hires a new manager, Rollo Lee, who promptly comes up with a way to increase profits-do away with all the animals except for the ferocious ones. This new Fierce Creatures Policy shocks the Marwood zookeepers, led by the unendingly talkative Adrian "Bugsy" Malone. Eventually, Rod McCain's son Vince, along with the up-and-coming business executive Willa Weston, take control of the zoo and revoke the Fierce Creatures Policy. Vince instead comes up with many under-handed and vicious schemes to attract customers-unauthorized celebrity endorsements, shoddy, overpriced zoo merchandise, and using robotic animals instead of real ones. However, Vince is also stealing from the zoo's funds, and when his father finds out, he rears to turn the zoo into a Japanese-owned golf course.... Written by
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Derek Griffiths (Black guy in the giraffe suit), Carey Lowell and Robert Lindsay (Bearded man with the porcupine suit) were all unavailable when the ending was re-shot. Their characters vanish from the movie at around the 70 minute mark and are not seen again until the bonfire at the very end. See more »
When Vince says 'I am not a wuss' to Rod, John Cleese in the background also mouths the line. See more »
[Vince opens the door and leans halfway into Willa's office]
Willa, can I ask you a question?
Those breasts real?
[Closes door, but we hear him through it]
[Reopens door and comes in]
You know, Willa, uh, you better be careful dressed like that around here. People will think you're sleeping your way to the top.
Just as long as they don't think I'm sleeping my way to the middle.
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No animals were injured during the making of this movie, only humans. See more »
The first thing that you have to understand about "Fierce Creatures" is that it isn't a sequel to "A Fish Called Wanda". Rather, it makes fun of the notion that things aren't good unless they make money. Specifically, John Cleese plays a zoo owner who thinks that violence draws big crowds and thus wants to get rid of all cute-cuddly animals. Kevin Kline plays a double role as a media mogul (obviously based on Rupert Murdoch) and the mogul's parasitic son, totally indifferent about animals; both characters will probably make your skin crawl.
Most of the humor here involves things such as men getting caught with their pants down and Freudian slips. But no matter what happens, it comes out as a great movie, maybe better than "AFCW" (the former was sort of silly, this one makes a political statement). Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Palin play the only two 100% respectable characters in the movie, but you gotta love the other stars' performances. Definitely one that I recommend.
A vampire cop. Indeed!
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