Excess Baggage (1997)
Emily: You got a girlfriend?
Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.
Emily: Do you like my tummy?
Vincent: Yeah, it's nice.
Emily: Do you like my laugh?
Vincent: If you smile.
Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Emily: What's the hard way?
Vincent: It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.
Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.
Vincent: I got a Twinkie in the car. It's all yours, if you want it. Just make this call for me.
Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.
Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.
Emily: Where are we going?
Vincent: Knotty Pines.
Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle?" I mean, is this science fiction or what?
Vincent: [Uncle Ray is walking towards them with a gun] Think he's gonna shoot?
Emily: Yes, *yes*, Vincent! Run!
[both start running quickly]
Vincent: Let's see... we've got rum, tequila and rum... Rum and tequila. What would you like?
Emily: You don't have to be drunk to kiss me.
Vincent: Well... I'm not drunk.
Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.
Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cashvalue Mr. Business Man!
Emily: Oh, hi Dad, I'm okay but um... Daddy he made me touch his penis.
Vincent: [Vincent hangs up the phone] Touch what?