Dead Man's Gun (1997 TV Movie)

John Ritter: Harry McDonacle (segment "The Great McDonacle")

Quotes 

• Harry McDonacle : You don't know it, but you're about to witness a legend being made.

  Brittany : You look the same to me.

• Brittany : Aren't you supposed to be married?

  Harry McDonacle : Forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest.

• Brittany : What about you wife?

  Harry McDonacle : What about her? She stuck with me when I was nobody. She has faith in me. She's kind... loyal.

  Brittany : If that's all you want, Harry, why not get a dog?

• Brittany : Harry, what are you doing? He's just a boy!

  Harry McDonacle : Well, if he's this stupid, he's not going to grow up to be a man, now is he?