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Crazy Six (1997)

Video  -  Action | Crime  -  November 1997 (Russia)
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In a crumbling Europe, powerful mafia families have emerged from the anarchy to vie for control of the lucrative arms trade.

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Billie, a.k.a. Crazy Six
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Dirty Mao
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Raul
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Anna
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Andrew
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Viyana
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Jerzy
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Avi
Max Van Peebles ...
Michelle
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Yusovic
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Raul's Man
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Jackie (as Dagmar Lakcevic)
Andrew Erdelsky ...
Raul's Man
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Dirty Mao's man #1 (as Vlado Furdik)
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Billie is an American junkie who came to Eastern Europe to escape his problems and make some good money. They call him Crazy Six because he is the sixth child of his family and he is crazy for drugs. Raul is the Drug-Lord who deals plutonium on his spare time. Things get ugly when Crazy Six and an Arabic-French gangster steal the plutonium and a couple of bucks from the Drug-Lord. As Crazy Six tries to escape the dependence of drugs, Raul chases him and it's up to an American inspector helping the local police to straighten things up... Written by Ary Luiz Dalazen Jr. <ajr@fortalnet.com.br>

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Communism is dead. Opportunity is in. See more »

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Rated R for drugs, violence and language | See all certifications »
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I have seen a lot of movies, but none of them is even close to being this bad.
5 October 2004 | by (Oslo, Norway) – See all my reviews

Yeah, that's right. If I were to ask my friends this question: "What's the worst movie you have ever seen?" They might reply something like "Armageddon" (can you drill the hole?!?), "Shriek", "Plan Nine From Outer Space", "The Medallion", "Scooby Doo" etc... No - Don't get offended by this by thinking you have seen something that might be in the same department of naturally produced human fertilizer that this movie is in. If the worst movie you can think of is, let's say so bad it really pisses you off; then you know nothing my friend.

Crazy Six... I remember the day me and a buddy of mine went to the local video store to rent a movie. Both of us had already been through most of the movies in there, and on the "new movies"-shelf we see it staring at us. "Wow, there's some good actors here man. Says something about mafia, lets just get it and get out of here". This was without doubt the worst movie mistake in my movie loving life. It was also the worst mistake for everybody else: movie lover or not.

Watching this movie is as fun as watching a glass of ice cold water (or ice-tea....) until it reaches room temperature. Watching this movie will make you dream an eternal dream of death, if death is just blackout light and nothing, and then you realize you are just staring at your TV-monitor. Not staring. You are actually paying as much attention that is humanly possible. This is no joke.

This movie is the perfection of making a bad movie. It's not the kind of bad you can watch, point and laugh of, its the kind of movie that is so bad you actually have no chance of ever get out of your memory. Unless perhaps you use electric shock therapy to clear out the brain. .... ... (Hey! That might be something similar to how I remember me and my buddy felt after watching it....)

Best regards from me to you Albert Pyun.

-Joergen


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