Chairman of the Board (1998)
Ty: And don't forget the handy dandy ketchup helper.
Edison: Over eleven sold.
Ty: And your grandmother bought ten of them.
Edison: I thought you guys liked my inventions.
Ty: We love them, the problem is the rest of the world doesn't.
McMillan Gate Guard: Alright, pull over... wait, no, that's not right...
Ms. Krubavitch: [showing Edison's house to potential buyers] Looked better when it was a crack house...
Edison: I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.
Zak: I used to have a night light, used to have a house.
Edison: I got fired.
Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?
Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.
Ty: That's it?
Edison: A case of soda.
Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.