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Chairman of the Board (1998) Poster

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Ty: And don't forget the handy dandy ketchup helper.

Edison: Over eleven sold.

Ty: And your grandmother bought ten of them.

Edison: I thought you guys liked my inventions.

Ty: We love them, the problem is the rest of the world doesn't.

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McMillan Gate Guard: Alright, pull over... wait, no, that's not right...

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Ms. Krubavitch: [showing Edison's house to potential buyers] Looked better when it was a crack house...

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Edison: I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.

Zak: I used to have a night light, used to have a house.

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[repeated line]

Edison: You're holding it upside-down.

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Edison: I got fired.

Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?

Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.

Ty: That's it?

Edison: A case of soda.

Zak: Soda?

Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.

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Edison: [to Natalie] Hey I remember you, from the funeral!

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