2.3/10
5,246
63 user 12 critic

Chairman of the Board (1998)

A surfer becomes the head of a major company.

Director:

Writers:

(story), (story) | 3 more credits »
Reviews

Watch Now

From $2.99 (SD) on Amazon Video

ON DISC
Bottom Rated Movies #63 | 2 nominations. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Zaat (1971)
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  

A mad scientist transforms himself into an aquatic killer.

Directors: Don Barton, Arnold Stevens
Stars: Marshall Grauer, Wade Popwell, Paul Galloway
Laserblast (1978)
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  

A teenager stumbles upon an alien weapon, which transforms him into a grotesque killer.

Director: Michael Rae
Stars: Kim Milford, Cheryl Smith, Gianni Russo
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  

Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.

Director: Ray Dennis Steckler
Stars: Ray Dennis Steckler, Brett O'Hara, Atlas King
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  

A father's psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier.

Director: Bill Cowell
Stars: Bill Cowell, Kelleigh Murray, Alyssa Cowell
Action | Sci-Fi | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  

Jobe is resuscitated by Jonathan Walker. He wants Jobe to create a special computer chip that would connect all the computers in the world into one network, which Walker would control and ... See full summary »

Director: Farhad Mann
Stars: Patrick Bergin, Matt Frewer, Austin O'Brien
Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  

A secret agent is called out of retirement to save the world from an evil genius.

Director: Paul Weiland
Stars: Bill Cosby, Tom Courtenay, Joe Don Baker
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2/10 X  

A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A ... See full summary »

Director: Peter Horak
Stars: Bruce Glover, Denny Sachen, Kerry Dustin
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  

After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back.

Director: Roger Christian
Stars: John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  

A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy.

Director: Valerie Breiman
Stars: Adam Sandler, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Zane
Action | Comedy | Adventure
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  

The pointlessly named Batwoman and her bevy of Batmaidens fight evil and dance.

Director: Jerry Warren
Stars: Katherine Victor, George Mitchell, Steve Brodie
Soultaker (1990)
Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  

Four teenagers are killed in a car accident. Two of the teenagers refuse to go with "The Grim Reaper" and a race between life and death ensues!

Director: Michael Rissi
Stars: Joe Estevez, Vivian Schilling, Gregg Thomsen
The Pumaman (1980)
Action | Adventure | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  

Low-budget film about a young man given a mystical medallion by an Aztec shaman, in order to become a puma-empowered champion like his father before him. In trying to initially locate the ... See full summary »

Director: Alberto De Martino
Stars: Walter George Alton, Donald Pleasence, Miguel Ángel Fuentes
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Edison
...
Natalie Stockwell
...
Bradford McMillan
...
Grace Kosik
...
Ty
...
Zak
...
Armand McMillan
...
Ms. Krubavitch
...
Landers
...
Freemont
...
Harlan Granger
...
Larry
...
Toby, McMillan Gate Guard
...
Mr Withermeyer
...
Edison's Father
Edit

Storyline

A surfer and inventor Edison is chosen by his roommates to raise rent with his outrageous (and absurd) inventions. There's no luck in job interviews until he meets billionaire Armand McMillan, who likes him, and leaves his company after his death to Edison. Edison has a lot of success with his inventions while the company's competitors do all they can to destroy him. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Work sucks!

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sex related humor and language | See all certifications »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

18 September 1998 (Singapore)  »

Also Known As:

Untitled Carrot Top Project  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$181,233 (USA) (13 March 1998)

Gross:

$306,715 (USA) (20 March 1998)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Made $181,233 at box office domestically See more »

Goofs

After tennis, Bradford drinks about half of a cup of water and sets it down. When he picks it up again, it's half full, but as the scene changes angles, it alternates between half full and almost brimming. See more »

Quotes

Ty: And don't forget the handy dandy ketchup helper.
Edison: Over eleven sold.
Ty: And your grandmother bought ten of them.
Edison: I thought you guys liked my inventions.
Ty: We love them, the problem is the rest of the world doesn't.
See more »

Connections

References Batman (1966) See more »

Soundtracks

Woody
Written and Performed by Fred Green
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

The end of decency
15 June 2004 | by (Appleton, Wis.) – See all my reviews

A few weeks ago I watched Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board on HBO.

This is not just the worst movie I've ever seen, it's the worst movie that's ever been or ever could be.

There's a notorious scene in John Waters' Pink Flamingos where the drag queen Divine picks up an actual piece of dog feces and eats it. That is a Capraesque delight compared to the moment in COTB when Carrot Top leans in to kiss actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. Indeed, Thorne-Smith deserves an honorary Oscar for not vomiting her small intestines the second Top's fish-underbelly skin came within Taser range of her lips.

I have spent the better part of my life a happy-go-lucky atheist, endlessly circling an epistemological cul-de-sac, foolishly content in the delusion that naught but unremarkable randomness and the caprice of evolution govern our planet and our lives.

I write this now as a careworn and grudging theist, cursed with the metaphysical certainty that God exists and that there must indeed be a reckoning. Only a literal hell can restore to the universe a sense of order and return to our souls - souls thirsting for justice for humanity, for cable subscribers everywhere, and not least of all for Courtney Thorne-Smith - a small measure of peace.

Indeed, Mr. Top's crushingly unfunny "film" is a long, jagged scar across our collective unconscious. It is your hopes and dreams replaced by a dying, weeping child crushed and all at once bereft of breath in your unconsoling - and inconsolable - embrace. It is blood in your stool on the eve of your wedding day. It is an unaccounted-for prosthetic eyeball swimming languidly in your vegetable pad thai. It is happiness itself blotted forever from the cosmos.

Carrot Top is the worst human being who has ever lived or ever will live. Stalin? What's a pogrom here or there? Pol Pot? The killing fields are the sweet songs of seraphim heard within the fragrant bosom of your lover compared to this dread offering. Hitler? Europe, she recovered by and by. There is no Marshall Plan for the pain and ruin we Chairman of the Board survivors must endure the sad remainder of our now-squalid lives.

Not only are there no - no - laughs in this movie, this film will steal laughs from the rest of your life. It represents a debt that can't be repaid - not now, not here, not in Superman's Bizarro World, not in a far, future galaxy run by countless trillions of nanorobots singularly programmed to wipe away forever the stain of this film, a film that is now irretrievably etched in thousands of banshee-screaming layers of space-time.

What's done is done. Though every cell of your body may cry out in anguish and every ribbon of DNA struggle mightily against an unslakeable urge to rip itself asunder, there can be no peace - not for you, not for your children, not for your children's children. Satan, to put it all too bluntly, has won. The collective efforts of millions of preachers, doctors, philanthropists, inventors, kings, queens, philosophers and humble servants of God throughout history are but piffle and dreck.

At Carrot Top's official Web site, www.oh-my-god-why-am-i-typing-this/someone-please-take-my-e yes-out-with-a-melon-baller/and-fill-the-raw-moist-sockets-with-m olten-pig-iron/lest-the-next-thing-i-see-be-carrot-tops-shiny-disgus ting-head.org/index.html, Carrot Top offers 8-by-10 glossies of himself for 10 bucks apiece.

If deep within the 342 pages of legislation comprising the USA PATRIOT Act there had been a provision for abolishing the civil liberties and reproductive rights of all purchasers of the graven image of this execrable amalgam of Ed Gein-lampshade skin and circus peanut-colored horror, I for one would have been happy to donate every last dollop of fat and tallow in my belly, buttocks, thighs and shanks to grease the skids for fascism once and for all.

But alas, the right to be screamingly unfunny and to slobber to horrifying effect on attractive blond actresses is a long-recognized pillar of our democracy. The right to enjoy watching this sort of thing is similarly entrenched, as is the right to watch dwarf-tossing, to view pornography in which midgets peeing is the central theme, and to stare at the noonday sun.

Still, though I've never met a Carrot Top fan, they are presumably out there. According to his Web site, he performs in Las Vegas a lot. Believe me, I would prefer to see a Siegfried and Roy show in which their tigers break loose and devour half the audience and the better part of my lower torso.

In fact, Carrot Top came to my home town earlier this year. Some poor reporter at our local paper had to write a feature story on him. Knowing that writing anything about Carrot Top that doesn't completely savage him is akin to being one of the PR flacks assigned to spin the Bhopal thing for Union Carbide, I can sympathize with this poor fellow. But not that much.

For when it comes to Carrot Top, his stupid AT&T commercials, or that steaming pile of offal Chairman of the Board, you are either with us or you are with the terrorist. Suffice to say, you're better dead than red.


180 of 208 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?