Jackson Baring:
You do make a better impression with your clothes off.
Martha Baring:
I want this lying bitch out of my house.
Helen:
There's only room for one of those.
Alice Baring:
There's something I've always wanted to tell you. You smell like horseshit.
Martha Baring:
You show a lot of potential for a city girl
Helen:
Thank you. You are an excellent liar
Martha Baring:
Now, why can't you just be sensible. Leave your life and your work and your friends and move in here with a controlling old woman, and a big ranch of horse shit.
Helen:
You're not THAT old.
[
about Helen's wedding ring]
Alice:
Let's see the handcuff.
Doctor:
It was smart of you to tell him you were pregnant.
Debbie:
Yeah, most men run when they hear that.
Martha Baring:
What lies did you tell her? Answer me!
[
Alice just looks at her]
Martha Baring:
Answer me!
Alice:
I am, you just can't see my finger.
Martha Baring:
Get up! You think you're an alley cat, dropping its litter by the side of the road?
Martha Baring:
[
Just after turning on the cold water tab of the steam bath where old, ill and heart-weak Alice is immobilized] Now you STAY AWAY from my boy!
Alice Baring:
Ahh... Ahhhhhh...
Martha Baring:
You understand?
Alice Baring:
AHHH... AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Martha Baring:
I'll take that as a AAAHHHH... YES!
[
She turns the tab off]
Martha Baring:
Goodbye Alice.
[
Martha leaves the bathroom]
Martha Baring:
[
When leaving the retirement home Martha bumps into a nun in charge of care. Talking about Alice and changing her anger in a gentle, lovely attitude] Oh! Sister... She wants a little more time, she says it helps her joints...
Sister O'Shaughnessy:
She's incorrigible! I'll give her five more minutes.
Martha Baring:
...Make it ten.
Alice Baring:
Nobody leaves Martha.
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