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Bikini Hoe-Down (1997)

R | | Comedy, Thriller | Video
The Three Seasons Bikini Team (April, May & June) leave on a cross-country tour, but June sabotages the trip. They and the photographer end up in Pig Hollow, where Missy Sue is desperately ... See full summary »

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Missy Sue
Shayna Ryan ...
June
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April
Maureen Flaherty ...
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Gregory O'Rourke ...
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Pappy
Chip Holman ...
Jeb
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Jeffrey
Tom Ferguson ...
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Snively
Peter Spellos ...
Bob Bob (as G. Gordon Baer)
Rick Montana ...
Joe Bob
Dan Golden ...
Crazy Joe
Barak Schurr ...
Hippy Artist
Paul Bogh ...
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The Three Seasons Bikini Team (April, May & June) leave on a cross-country tour, but June sabotages the trip. They and the photographer end up in Pig Hollow, where Missy Sue is desperately looking for the deed to Ghost Gulch (where she lives with Pappy and Jeb). The evil Senator wants to find the deed first, so he can sell the land to the government for dumping nuclear waste. The girls end up giving their first ever topless show to raise the money to pay off the fake IRS bill produced by the Senator. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for strong sexual content

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Not anything special, but not bad either......C+
5 August 2000 | by (Somewhere In Illinois) – See all my reviews

I just seen this movie for the first time last night, and....I'll have to say, it was average at best. Some of the biggest names in B-movie cinema were on hand (namely Shayna Ryan, who was the "biggest" one in this picture, if you know what I mean) and the plot was.....nothing spectacular. STSWB in the country, that's about it. Three bikini models show up in the middle of nowhere. The farmer's daughter is played by Griffin Drew, who looks pretty good in a pair of cut-offs but is terrible at speaking with a country accent. Maureen Flaherty, Shayna Ryan and B-movie starlet Ashley Rhey round out the cast (not the whole cast, just the part of the cast I was interested in seeing).

As I was saying, the models show up and, after some generosity was bestowed upon them by a farmer and his very ample daughter, they offer to repay the gratitude by holding a "Bikini Hoe-Down" in his sleepy country town. The money raised would go toward erasing his $25,000 bill in back taxes owed to the IRS. There's a good amount of nudity and some decent sex scenes of course, and Griffin Drew gets down with some guy in fur. For those few that will stick around to watch the whole thing, I won't ruin the ending for you....although you probably know how it ends already.


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Awful movie but does contain some nice looking ladies. Mathias001
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