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John Steed is an agent for the Ministry; he is trained to perfection
and one of the best despite his belief that the enemies of the past are
no longer relevant. When a research laboratory into a weather-based
defence system is blown up the main suspect is one Dr Emma Peel,
although Dr Peel is adamant that she is innocent. With her being their
only lead into the bomb, the Ministry assign Steed to work alongside
her and use her to get to the bottom of the mystery well, after tea
At the time of release I decided to give this film a miss as I felt I had heard too much of the critics having a field day to really be able to view it with a clear eye. Years later though I decided to give it a go on the basis that each year will see a blockbuster getting a kicking from all critics sometimes deserved but at other time it is just a poor film that critics jump on it. However by the time I had reached the point where Sean Connery reveals his plan to a bunch of partners dressed as day-glow teddy bears I realised that things were not going to go well. Up till this point I had felt that the film was developing a nice little sense of humour that spoofs the idea of the typically English gentleman spy; however tongue-in-cheek humour is hard to do right and it is very easy to turn the film into a very silly affair that is not so much funny as it is embarrassing.
And so it was with The Avengers, a film that has some reasonable moments but is generally an unengaging and rather silly mess that can only be enjoyed as such. The problem is, this is a very expensive film for one that is just meant to be silly and it really needed to be fun, exciting and enjoyable as well, not just feature some silly points. For me the bear costumes were silly but enjoyable (it is such a weird sight that it stayed with me) but the majority of the rest of the film were just plain silly. The weather plot was poorly done and it never engaged me once.
The cast look good on paper but they are lost in the material and can do little with it. Of course in the case of Connery, it may have helped a little bit if he'd even tried, but he is poor throughout and just looks like a man getting paid. Fiennes is well cast and he is very English, it would have been a good performance had the rest of the film got the tone even half right. Thurman is not an actress I really rate and she has turned in too many average performances recently and here is no exception. Fans may appreciate her squeezed into tight costumes but for me that doesn't come close to covering a very poor performance where she gets it all wrong. Support from Broadbent, Izzard and Macnee sounds like a good prospect but really they have nothing to do and are pretty pointless in reality.
Overall this is not a laughingly terrible film, it is just lacking in any real, consistent value. Some bits are amusing but mostly it is all misjudged with the humour being too silly to work and damaging any dramatic value the film may have had. The actors are mostly poor, thanks to the material and an apparent uncertainty about what they are meant to be doing. It isn't the child of Satan or anything but I would be hard pressed to give you one reason why you should watch this.
In London, the agent of the Ministry John Steed (Ralph Fiennes) and Dr.
Emma Peel (Uma Thurman) are summoned by the Mother (Jim Broadbent), who
shows a footage where the Prospero Project that controls the weather is
damaged by Dr. Peel. They head to meet Sir August de Wynter (Sean
Connery), who is a weather specialist, but soon they discover that he
wants to rule the world, using his machine that controls the weather.
I saw "The Avengers" in the 90's and did not like this movie. Today I have just seen it again on DVD and I found again a silly and boring movie that wastes cast and budget. It is hard to believe that Sean Connery accepted to work in this turkey. My vote is three.
Title (Brazil): "Os Vingadores" ("The Avengers")
I think people who couldn't stand this movie expected either James Bond
or Austin Powers. Just like the delightfully stupid TV series (killer
plant from space?!?), this movie is an often-witty tongue-in-cheek
gentleman-spy (gentleman, not shag master, even if campy) adventure --
everyone has charming and polite conversations over tea or combat.
Steed's smugness is entertaining, instead of oily like 007. Despite
both having scenes in steamy bathhouses, The Avengers doesn't go for
Austin Powers' fart-joke market.
This isn't the greatest movie ever, no, but bottom 100? Anyone who doesn't need their entertainment delivered with a sledge-hammer ought to at least rent it.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I know this has been universally slated by the critics, but that was
bound to happen when they got prevented from seeing it before hoi
poloi. Their noses got put out of joint, and even Schindler's List
would have got a panning under those circumstances. (Not that the
professionals have an exaggerated sense off their own worth, unlike us
enthusiastic amateurs hem, hem.). Even so this is not a good film, but
it really ain't as bad as all that. Sure Uma Thurman is capable of
greater things. Yes Ralph Fiennes looks like a little lad playing at
grownups in his dad's clothes. Yep it is all a bit heavy handed and
lacks a lot of the charm of the television series, and the entire team
makes the mistake of confusing archness with campness . Certainly they
fell into the trap of overdoing the pyrotechnics, which the original TV
series pointedly eschewed. And yet and yet.......... I was about 11
when the TV series first hit the small screen, and about 14 in its
Swinging London heyday. I loved it. And to be fair they have captured
quite a lot of the spirit of the original. Uma smoulders a bit too
obviously, and the tension 'twixt her and Steed is overdone. But the
Emma Peel on television did indeed make the leather catsuit a hot
fashion item, even if it was not accessorised with a belt that looked
quite as much like an unwise purchase from The Batman Shop. And let us
not forget that the original Steed and partner (Kathy Gale aka Honor
Blackman before her role in Goldfinger) did get into the UK Top 20 with
a song called Kinky Boots (I did not make that up!) so the footwear
obsession goes back to its roots.. The character of Mother is a great
deal grubbier than, but still largely faithful to, the original, and
there is a sterling performance here from Jim Broadbent, last seen in
The Borrowers. The Routemaster buses, Steed's Bentley, the red phone
boxes, the mazes, and the surreal deserted and barely recognisable
London streets are faithful reminders of the original (although Emma
Peel's E-type Jag - archetypal 60s motor that it is - was actually a
Lotus Elan in the series). And at least one sequence is lifted
wholesale from the series, when Mrs Peel is lost in the villain's
stately home and keeps returning to the same place no matter which way
she turns. This is a direct crib from an episode called The House That
Jack Built, which at least shows the film makers did some homework.
(The original lacked the truly inspired inclusion of the Escher
staircase, and I bet the then production designers are kicking
themselves for missing that trick.) . Stuff like the baddies' choice of
a hot air balloon (with a blind pilot) as a getaway vehicle was exactly
the sort of thing that did happen in the series, as were the attacks by
the village milkman and postman (and the smoking nuns in the next
scene!), the gun toting octogenarian, the swordplay in the gentlemen's
outfitters, the bizarrely magnified plants in the villain's hothouse,
and The Ministry HQ set under the banks of the Thames. Plus it was a
nice touch using Patrick MacNee as the voice for Colonel I Jones, the
invisible archivist ('All going fine in Camouflage until the accident,
then I ended up here' Hahahahaha). I quite liked it despite its many
faults, though I'm not so stupid that I don't recognise this is due at
least in part to the fact that The House That Jack Built was my
favourite episode on television. Don't fret too much if you miss this,
but likewise don't panic if someone gives you tickets to see it. At
least stay long enough to see the early performances from Eddy Izzard
and Shaun Ryder as the hit men in the Union Jack Mini..
PS For some reason I adored the scene with our heroes walking across the lake in the transparent spheres. Strange old world..
In spite of all the negative reviews and the low rating, I have immensely enjoyed this new version of 'The Avengers'. No, it does not replace Patrick MacNee nor Diana Rigg. But it's not supposed to, so that does not count. Yet what positively surprised me is that the film does have the flavour of the original Avengers, that it is full of understatements, and that the acting is in the - difficult - vein of what I'd call 'grotesque underacting'. Uma Thurman delivers a worthy Emma Peel with more than enough man appeal to keep me starry-eyed to the screen for 90 minutes. Mr. Fiennes combines distinction, humour and resolution in a way that is worthy of Mr. John Steed. The plot is original, yet partly predictable - but aren't all of the original 'Avengers' episodes predictable by modern audiences? Isn't a Mozart symphony predictable? Add to this the cinematography that is just delicious, and you have a real audience treat, even for those who consider themselves long-time Avengers fans like me.
There are really only three good things about this movie: the opening
credits, which are a psychedelic masterpiece; seeing Uma Thurman in a
bright red "cat-suit"; and the radio-controlled dive-bombing attack
hornets (or whatever they are). If "The Avengers" is a spoof, it isn't
as funny or self-mocking as spoofs should be (e.g. "Austin Powers", or
the first "Casino Royale"). If it isn't a spoof, it is pretty inane.
Ralph Fiennes is a good actor, but he was simply miscast. He is much too meek and lacking in panache for a Secret Agent (in the movies, anyway). The special effects at the end are fairly well done, even though most of what we see is a model.
ok, so it might just be a leaf in the wind but it's not that bad.
It was quite odd and in many ways ve-he-ry funny. Now I am of course not talking about poor Ralph nor Thurman, I'm of course relating to HILARIOUS SEAN CONNERY!
I laughed my head off at his quotes: "Peel... Emma Peel", and "you all know who I am". Since this is an agent film, and he is the king of agent... well you know.
I'd give THE AVENGERS 6/10 and I really don't understand what's so bad about it. It sure is ten times better than many, many other movies.
Well, as Eminem should have said, if you don't like my taste...sue me!
I'm not going to spend a great deal of time trying to argue the point, but I
like this film.
I'm too young to remember the original series all that well, but I do recall watching it in reruns when I was a little guy. And let me ask you, what young kid, on the cusp of manhood, wouldn't have dropped their jaws at the original Emma Peel?
Unfortunaly, I don't think that many other people my age feel the same way I do about the series, so I can understand why this bombed in theatrical release. But thanks to video, I hope this film will catch on as a cult hit.
What did I like about it? Well, I thought the campy tone fit the silly feel of the original series quite well; Also, the idea of an unbrella as a weapon of destruction just seems cool to me; Plus, Uma Thurman certinaly isin't Diana Rigg, but she's not exactly hard on the eyes either.
Please don't listen to the critics on this one. If you like Austin Powers or are just discovering the joys of the old spy flicks, you'll enjoy this one.
Just remember to try to find episodes of the original series as well.
By no means a classic, this film does, nonetheless, find its way into
my collection, and refuses to be ignored. I've watched it an amazing
seventeen times, and even I cannot fully explain the attraction. I'm
not the world's biggest Uma fan (I understand he's into making bad
Sonny Chiba knock-offs at present), and while I admit a weakness for
Fiennes and Connery, it alone wouldn't save this mess.
And a mess it is, with unexplained ventures into the absurd and a less-than-steady plot pace. But the stars put forth effort and give truly noteworthy attempts with a flagging script. The plot may be wretched, but the dialogue is clever and engaging. If nothing else, perhaps this is what makes watching The Avengers a lot like getting a visit from an witty-if-awkward friend.
If you're into the series, don't expect the polish given to that British classic, but don't be too afraid, either. John Steed still gives evil the fine, English-leather boot.
...but only in its current form. "The Avengers caught the 60's surrealist vibe that surrounded the original TV series beautifully. It's a sincere pity that a few test audiences, who obviously didn't understand where the film was coming from, were enough to cause the movie to be butchered. As a result a total of 45 minutes of footage ended up being cut out of the film entirely. What we are left with is an almost incomprehensible mess, with many plot holes - how precisely does Mrs. Peel end up wearing the exact same black catsuit that her clone did in previous scenes, for instance? A release of the original cut is probably never forthcoming, and that is a real shame.
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