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(1998)

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Sir August de Wynter: Take India. You can have a good 10 inches overnight, there.

Alice: [holding a submachine gun, to Steed and Emma Peel] Would you please be so kind as to hit the ground, if it's not too much trouble?

[Fires submachine gun, kills the bad guy]

Alice: I hope he was a baddie.

Sir August de Wynter: Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

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Sir August de Wynter: "John Steed." What a horse's arse of a name.

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Sir August de Winter: You will buy your weather from me! And by God you'll pay for it.

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Sir August de Winter: A man with an umbrella is a man praying for rain.

John Steed: And a man without one is a fool.

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John Steed: So much for science, I'll stick to swordplay.

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John Steed: Oh, just one thing...

Emma Peel: Good luck?

John Steed: Something like that.

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John Steed: After all, according to your file, you're a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. Knight to king seven. Check.

Emma Peel: Is that really what you think of me?

John Steed: Well... just my type, Mrs. Peel.

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Sir August de Wynter: Weather is no longer in God's hands but in mine.

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John Steed: Mrs. Peel, you're needed.

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Father: Hello, Mrs. Peel, welcome back to The Ministry. Now we're going to have a talk.

Emma Peel: About the weather, how topical!

Father: It'll help pass the time.

Emma Peel: Time would pass anyway if you think about it logically! But then so few do think logically, or even anti-logically. Clockwise or anti-clockwise, tick-toc, toc-tick, see-saw, Margery Daw. It amounts to the same thing! After all how do you know I'm the real Mrs Peel?

Father: How real do you feel, Mrs. Peel?

Emma Peel: I'll repeat the question, bypassing the weather, which, no doubt, being British, we'll return to in a moment. Do I walk like Mrs Peel, talk like Mrs Peel? Am I witty, wise, wonderful to know? Or, do I go around shooting Ministry agents, attempting to rule the world on my days off?

Father: Now you're just playing games!

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Emma Peel: How now, brown cow.

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Sir August de Wynter: Rain or shine, all is mine!

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Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me?

John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.

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[repeated line]

John SteedEmma Peel: Tea?

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[last lines]

Mother: [raising champagne glass] A toast; to a job well done.

Emma Peel: To a narrow escape.

Mother: Macaroon?

Emma Peel: [shaking her head to Mother,] Thank you, Steed.

John Steed: No, no. Thank you, Mrs. Peel.

[All drink champagne as camera zooms off roof top]

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Bailey: Oh, fuck!

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Alice: He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will keep getting colder and colder until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up.

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Sir August de Wynter: [addressing the world leaders] Now is the winter of your discontent!

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Techinian: [first lines - after negotiating gauntlet] Well done, Steed.

John Steed: My pleasure.

John Steed: But the nuns were a surprise.

Techinian: We try.

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Mother: Nothing is impossible, Father, I often think of 6 impossible things before breakfast.

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Emma Peel: [confronted with wiring panel] Was it red or black? Here goes, eeny, meeny, miney...

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John Steed: Mrs. Peel, what kept you?

Emma Peel: The weather.

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