Smart Guy (1997–1999)
Marcus: The word "can't" isn't even in my vocabulary.
Yvette: Along with most of the other words in the English language.
TJ Henderson: I'll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me.
Marcus: That's all I ask!
Mackey: I gotta get this hat to make me look cool.
[turns his hat to the right]
Mackey: This is the way they're wearing it right? 'Bout it, 'Bout it.
Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.
Floyd: How much coffee did you drink, anyway?
TJ Henderson: I feel like that Nazi on Indiana Jones, right before his head melted!
Yvette: Dad! You promised you weren't gonna come down here and binge on cake anymore!
Floyd: You want some some?
Floyd: Grab a spoon.
Mr. Basil Militich: T.J. You're not in elementry school anymore. You're in highschool. You've got to learn some self-control.
TJ Henderson: Yeah but I have so many ideas in my head that they just come flowing out.
Mr. Basil Militich: Yes I know.
Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this
[hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?
Floyd: Oh yeah
[he crumbles it up]
TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.
Marcus: [TJ comes out of the bathroom after throwing up] How are you feeling?
TJ Henderson: Lettuce came out my nose, how do you think I feel?
Marcus: Did you eat lettuce?
TJ Henderson: No.
[about a girl he is tutoring]
TJ Henderson: She's smart, pretty and funny...
TJ Henderson: "Aw" what?
Floyd: You like her.
TJ Henderson: Sure, I'm tutoring her.
Floyd: No, I mean, you *really* like her.
TJ Henderson: [disgusted] Me? A girl?
[TJ turns to leave]
TJ Henderson: Ew!
Floyd: He's got it bad!