Simon hires Hadley as his publicist, but when she fails to get him the publicity he desires, he fakes his death. Meanwhile, Robert attempts to get closer to Hadley by bonding with Daniel, and Yorgo goes on an American vacation.
Hadley's mother Dolly lures her to Chattanooga with a promise of bringing home a prized Armour, but the real plan is to reveal her impending nuptials. Meanwhile, Rose and Yorgo behave like a quarreling couple when they're left in charge of the kids.
When Hadley introduces "Sports Sunday" at the hotel, Yorgo gets upset and Simon gets into a fight with a group of bullies. Meanwhile Rose flips out when she learns her ex-fiancée, Erik Estrada, is rooming in the honeymoon suite; and Gwen gets tricked into a date with her dorky Spanish partner Jesse.