Episode List
Season 13
Sep. 28, 2008
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair.
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Oct. 5, 2008
Earthy Girls are Easy
Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go "green," and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation.
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Oct. 19, 2008
Square-Footed Monster
Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
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Nov. 2, 2008
Lost in MySpace
Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page.
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Nov. 9, 2008
No Bobby Left Behind
Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers.
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Nov. 16, 2008
A Bill Full of Dollars
By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt.
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Nov. 30, 2008
Straight as an Arrow
Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is being overly cautious with several of the group's activities and is upset when Bobby is deemed a bad influence for allowing his sons to play a violent video game. But Hank finds out that Wesley has a good reason for his conservative, cautious ways with his sons after the boys run off at a camp-in during Hank's shift ... and it comes at the expense of a promising friendship.
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Feb. 8, 2009
Lucky See, Monkey Do
As LuAnn prepares to have her baby, Peggy and Lucky's sister fight over how the baby should be delivered and raised. Meanwhile, Bill falls for the woman who greets him at the fast food drive-thru window.
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Feb. 15, 2009
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
Hank goes to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis to introduce Buck for an award, but he makes an ass of himself after Buck finds out that he has a illegitimate son in the propane business.
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Mar. 1, 2009
Master of Puppets
Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Meanwhile, Dale tries to prove he can survive in the "wilderness."
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Mar. 8, 2009
Bwah My Nose
Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it.
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Mar. 15, 2009
Uncool Customer
Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrangements.
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Mar. 22, 2009
Nancy Does Dallas
Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
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Apr. 19, 2009
Born Again on the Fourth of July
While Hank and the guys take their 4th of July rivalry with Milton Street to dangerous levels, Bobby finds religion at Lucky's church.
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Apr. 26, 2009
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce"
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May 3, 2009
Bad News Bill
Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league.
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May 10, 2009
Manger Baby Einstein
John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting.
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May 17, 2009
Uh-Oh Canada
Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer.
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May 5, 2010
Bill Gathers Moss
To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl. a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss.
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May 6, 2010
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Hank in charge. Bobby and Joseph find an old Vaudeville comedy routine on vinyl.
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