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| Season 1, Episode 1: PilotOriginal Air Date—12 January 1997
Hank Hill is a proud and true American. He loves his job as a propane salesman, and respects and loves his family. But one day, after his son Bobby receives a black eye from a baseball game and Hank is heard raising his voice at the Mega-lo Mart, some women come to suspect Hank abuses his son. Word of mouth gets around and soon Hank finds himself under investigation by a skinny, neurotic social worker. |
| Season 1, Episode 2: Square PegOriginal Air Date—19 January 1997
Peggy is chosen to be the Sex Education teacher at Bobby's school. |
| Original Air Date—2 February 1997
When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane. |
| Original Air Date—9 February 1997
Bobby accidentally hits Hank's hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf ball. |
| Original Air Date—16 February 1997
After Buckley dumps Luanne Hank takes it upon himself to find her a new boyfriend, but for his own personal gain. |
| Original Air Date—23 February 1997
Hank is very embarrassed and introvert about his constipation. And it certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it. |
| Original Air Date—2 March 1997
Hank and the rest of the gang on Rainey St. gets a culture shock when their new Laotian neighbors move in next door. |
| Original Air Date—23 March 1997
Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses to admit his father is doing wrong, until Cotton takes Bobby to the sleazy Hotel Arlen to go hooker shopping! |
| Original Air Date—13 April 1997
Peggy and Hank head to Houston so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament but Hank decides fore go the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo. |
| Original Air Date—27 April 1997
When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby. |
| Original Air Date—4 May 1997
After Hank fires him as his exterminator, Dale infests Hanks lawn with ants in order to seek revenge. |
| Original Air Date—11 May 1997
Joeseph is throwing a co-ed party and informs Bobby there is going to be kissing. Never haven kissed a girl, Bobby practices on a plastic head Luanne was given for beauty school. |
| Original Air Date—21 September 1997
When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman. |
| Original Air Date—28 September 1997
Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit. |
| Season 2, Episode 3: Arrow HeadOriginal Air Date—19 October 1997
After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard. |
| Season 2, Episode 4: HilloweenOriginal Air Date—26 October 1997
Hank is excited about Halloween until a woman complains has the holiday canceled. |
| Original Air Date—2 November 1997
While on a fishing trip, for the first time ever the guys catch more fish than Hank. In order to regain his title Hank seeks advice from a friend to whom tells him visit his friend who sells bait on the side of the road. Hank unwittingly goes to a different person to whom happens to be a cocaine pusher. As it turns out the fish are very taken to the cocaine, so continues to buy the narcotics all the while not realizing he's buying drugs and not bait. After he and Dale are caught in the middle of a "transaction", the police show up arrest the two of them. So now in order to stay out of prison must catch a fish using cocaine. |
| Original Air Date—9 November 1997
Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model. |
| Original Air Date—16 November 1997
Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball. |
| Original Air Date—23 November 1997
Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point. |
| Original Air Date—7 December 1997
Hank goes out of his way to impress a potential out-of-town client, Mr. Holloway, to whom wants Hank to take him on an authentic tour of Texas. Unfortunately, Mr. Holloway doesn't know Texas beyond old cowboy films. Thus Hank is out of his comfort zone and make up various lies and excuses as to why he does not fit Mr. Holloway's stereotypical impression of an authentic Texan. And just when Hank is in the process of possibly finally closing the deal M.F. Thatherton swoops in and begins to impress Mr. Holloway with is ten gallon hat, boots, and his belt buckle. |
| Season 2, Episode 10: Bobby SlamOriginal Air Date—14 December 1997
Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team. |
| Original Air Date—21 December 1997
Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind. |
| Original Air Date—11 January 1998
With puppets she bought at a garage sale, Luanne creates a Christian puppet show called The Manger Babies. At her first public performance Luanne breaks down and Hank comes to the rescue. So Luannes thanks him by giving him a role in her next show. Unfortunately her show happens to be the same day as the Super Bowl. So Hank must choose between the two. |
| Season 2, Episode 13: Snow JobOriginal Air Date—1 February 1998
Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range. |
| Original Air Date—8 February 1998
Whild working part-time at she and Hank's old high school, Peggy learns that Hank had mono. The kissing disease. But Peggy has never had mono so that could mean Hank got it from another woman. After Peggy stops speaking to him Hank jumps through hoops to impress her. |
| Original Air Date—15 February 1998
Hank, Dale and Kahn are stuck in Mexico after Kahn cheats a condo owner out of money. As a result, the Arlenians have to sneak across the Rio Grande back into Texas. |
| Original Air Date—22 February 1998
Hank, accompanied by Bobby, has to attend defensive driving classes taught by comedic instructor Boudda Sac (Chris Rock). Bobby, inspired by Sac's racially charged humor, decides to do his own "White Pride" routine. |
| Original Air Date—1 March 1998
Hank fights to clear his good name after mistakenly being charged for not returning a dirty movie to the local video store. |
| Original Air Date—15 March 1998
Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum. |
| Original Air Date—19 April 1998
Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison and takes up residence with the Hill family. Trouble begins to brew, however, when she starts dating Bill and falls into some old habits. |
| Original Air Date—26 April 1998
Hank, in his fervor to pass up a sexy, female candidate for a position at Strickland Propane, inadvertently hires drug addict Leon Petard. Morale hits an all-time low at the job place when a "stick-boy" lawyer says that Hank must accommodate for Petard's condition. |
| Original Air Date—3 May 1998
In order to make Bobby learn the importance of hard work, Hank gets Bobby a job at the local race track as a drink-boy, under the management of an incompetent boss. Bobby desperately tries to convince his father that his boss is an idiot, Hank is convinced Bobby simply is isn't applying himself enough and makes him continue working for the man. Descision and an oversight, on Hank's part, that may put Bobby's life in dire jeopardy. |
| Original Air Date—10 May 1998
Bobby is diagnosed with ADD, which causes Peggy to quit her job and keep an eye on him. Peggy begins to question her role in life when she starts taking guitar lessons from a feminist musician.
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| Original Air Date—17 May 1998
Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to take a job at Mega Lo- working under Buckley.
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| Original Air Date—15 September 1998
Buckley is killed in an explosion at Mega Lo Mart. |
| Original Air Date—22 September 1998
When Bobby begins dating Marie, an older girl, Hank and Peggy oppose the relationship for different reasons. Peggy believes he is too young to have a girlfriend. Hank, while somewhat proud of his son, becomes concerned with some of Marie's traits, particularly her vegetarianism. Meanwhile, a couch mysteriously appears in the alley. The guys try to get it hauled away-- until they discover how much fun they can have sitting on it. |
| Original Air Date—6 October 1998
Stressed by her new job as a newspaper columnist, Peggy seeks John Redcorn's help. Hank fears she's getting the same kind of "help" as Nancy, which leads to an eye-opening experience for Peggy. |
| Original Air Date—13 October 1998
Hank's desperation attempts of getting his dog pregnant aggravate Peggy. Peggy becomes especially upset when Hank discovers Ladybird has narrow uterus and Hank decides the next best option would be in vitro fertilization. This revelation upsets Peggy because Hank didn't this hard when they were attempting to have children and when the idea in vitro fertilization came up Hank shot it down. Over time they realize that Hank's male biological clock is ticking and these attempts to get his dog pregnant is Hank unconsciously fulfilling his desire to have more children. |
| Original Air Date—3 November 1998
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| Original Air Date—10 November 1998
Peggy competes in a pageant exclusively for mothers in an attempt to win a truck of her own. |
| Original Air Date—17 November 1998
On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in "her" opinion is the busiest shopping day of the holiday season, while Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill are participants in a lawnmower focus group. Much to Hank's dismay his father receives word of this event and decides to attend. If that's not enough, Hank is under the impression they're at the focus group to discuss their current line of mowers (i.e. Hank's mower). But he soon discovers that they're attending to discuss a new line of mowers. While all of the other attendees revel at the new mower, Hank goes out of his way to convince the others that this new mower isn't as good as the original just because it's new. But little do they all know, Hank's persistence has less to do with the mower and more to do with his mother...
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| Original Air Date—1 December 1998
Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative. |
| Original Air Date—15 December 1998
During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore. |
| Original Air Date—12 January 1999
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill become volunteer firefighters. After one of them accidentally burns down the firehouse the each have different interpretations of how it happened. |
| Original Air Date—19 January 1999
Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. |
| Original Air Date—26 January 1999
Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have taken their toll as Sauers' coaching methods are cruel and unusual. Thus, resulting in many of the players quitting and simultaneously begin playing for the near by soccer team 'The Wind'. Much to the disappointment of Hank, Bobby soon follows. |
| Original Air Date—2 February 1999
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| Original Air Date—9 February 1999
Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of "self-proclaimed" genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby was supposed to be house-sitting, Luanne and Rad break-up. Upset with Luanne over the recent revelation he begins to perform a series of practical jokes which she retaliates to. For Bobby's final joke he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. With the assistance of Hank and Peggy, Luanne convinces Bobby that because she didn't take her birth control pills she is now pregnant and Bobby must marry her. |
| Original Air Date—16 February 1999
Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him. |
| Original Air Date—23 February 1999
While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin. |
| Original Air Date—16 March 1999
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| Original Air Date—23 March 1999
While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum. |
| Original Air Date—6 April 1999
Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen. |
| Original Air Date—13 April 1999
After Dale remorselessly damages Hank's mower, for what ever reason filling the gas tank with a substance her refers to as "aqua-hol", Dale further infuriates his neighbor buy purchasing an expensive new mower and instantly becomes to envy of everyone in the alley. With the assistance of Boomhauer, Bill, and Peggy, Hank hides Dale's mower and sends him a series of cryptic notes and photographs which drive further in to insanity and obsession. While do some exterminating atop a balcony, a concerned Bill thinks Dale is sniper and calls the police. With police sharp shooters and gun toting vigilantes all armed and ready to take out Dale, it's up to Hank to save the day and the life of his friend. |
| Original Air Date—20 April 1999
Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor. |
| Original Air Date—27 April 1999
Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an impostor, who's just using her as an unknowing "mule" to smuggle cocaine past the guards. Meanwhile, Dale offers to spray the prison for a pittance in order to get on the waiting list to become an executioner. |
| Original Air Date—4 May 1999
Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. |
| Original Air Date—11 May 1999
Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player. |
| Original Air Date—18 May 1999
Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank & Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going sky diving. But things go awry when Peggy's parachute fails to open and Didi goes into labor with no one to drive her to the hospital but Bobby. |
| Original Air Date—26 September 1999
Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank." |
| Original Air Date—3 October 1999
Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories. |
| Original Air Date—24 October 1999
When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record. |
| Original Air Date—31 October 1999
Hank becomes the new temporary shop teacher at Bobby's school where he gives the students a whole new outlook on tools and woodworking. |
| Season 4, Episode 5: Aisle 8AOriginal Air Date—7 November 1999
Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't. |
| Original Air Date—14 November 1999
Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer can. Or he can let former Cowboy "Dandy" Don Meredith make the throw for $100,000; Bill visits his family in Louisiana. |
| Original Air Date—21 November 1999
The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving.
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| Original Air Date—28 November 1999
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| Original Air Date—12 December 1999
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| Season 4, Episode 10: HillenniumOriginal Air Date—19 December 1999
As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage. |
| Season 4, Episode 11: Old GloryOriginal Air Date—9 January 2000
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| Season 4, Episode 12: Rodeo DaysOriginal Air Date—16 January 2000
Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown. |
| Original Air Date—6 February 2000
Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. |
| Original Air Date—13 February 2000
When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. |
| Original Air Date—20 February 2000
During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him. |
| Original Air Date—27 February 2000
Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets upset because she's acting just like Hank would. |
| Original Air Date—12 March 2000
Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money. |
| Original Air Date—19 March 2000
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| Original Air Date—9 April 2000
After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after that Hank receives a letter from the government stating that the haircut will cost him $900.00. |
| Original Air Date—16 April 2000
Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits. |
| Season 4, Episode 21: Nancy BoysOriginal Air Date—30 April 2000
Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn. |
| Original Air Date—7 May 2000
Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets. |
| Original Air Date—14 May 2000
Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website. |
| Original Air Date—21 May 2000
The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him. |
| Original Air Date—1 October 2000
Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. |
| Original Air Date—5 November 2000
Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. |
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Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. |
| Original Air Date—19 November 2000
During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans.
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| Original Air Date—26 November 2000
Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player. |
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Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. |
| Original Air Date—10 December 2000
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| Original Air Date—17 December 2000
Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. |
| Original Air Date—21 January 2001
Hank's truck is on its last wheels and he balks at the thought of getting a new truck, much to the chagrin of friends and family. |
| Original Air Date—4 February 2001
Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. |
| Original Air Date—11 February 2001
When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns. |
| Original Air Date—18 February 2001
After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but Dale is deathly afraid of it due to a traumatic childhood experience. |
| Season 5, Episode 13: Ho, Yeah!Original Air Date—25 February 2001
After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town. |
| Original Air Date—4 March 2001
Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job. |
| Original Air Date—4 March 2001
Luanne joins a church group to become a "born-again virgin," where Peggy reveals a shocking fact about her past. |
| Original Air Date—1 April 2001
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it. |
| Original Air Date—8 April 2001
Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill played on Boomhauer in high school. |
| Original Air Date—22 April 2001
When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. |
| Original Air Date—6 May 2001
Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. |
| Original Air Date—13 May 2001
Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail. |
| Original Air Date—11 November 2001
After being beat up by some bullies Hank advises Bobby to attend a boxing course at the YMCA. Once there Bobby discovers that they are full, so instead joins a womens self defense course where he is taught to kick people in the groin as a form of self defense
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| Original Air Date—9 December 2001
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| Original Air Date—12 December 2001
Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping. |
| Original Air Date—16 December 2001
Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.
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| Original Air Date—6 January 2002
Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
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| Original Air Date—10 February 2002
Bobby asks Boomhauer to show him how to impress the opposite sex. |
| Original Air Date—17 February 2002
The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.
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| Original Air Date—24 February 2002
Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.
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| Original Air Date—24 February 2002
Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.
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| Original Air Date—3 March 2002
Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.
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| Original Air Date—10 March 2002
Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease. |
| Original Air Date—17 March 2002
Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.
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| Original Air Date—31 March 2002
When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base. |
| Original Air Date—7 April 2002
When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father. |
| Original Air Date—14 April 2002
Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join. |
| Original Air Date—14 April 2002
Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area. |
| Original Air Date—21 April 2002
Luanne gets accepted by a college sorority that is actually a cult, while Hank and his friend has to shoot emus for Buck Strickland. |
| Original Air Date—28 April 2002
Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit. |
| Season 6, Episode 19: Sug NightOriginal Air Date—5 May 2002
Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy.
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| Original Air Date—5 May 2002
Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him. |
| Original Air Date—12 May 2002
Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son. |
| Original Air Date—12 May 2002
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| Original Air Date—3 November 2002
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| Original Air Date—10 November 2002
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| Original Air Date—17 November 2002
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| Original Air Date—24 November 2002
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| Original Air Date—1 December 2002
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| Original Air Date—8 December 2002
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| Original Air Date—15 December 2002
In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. |
| Original Air Date—5 January 2003
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| Season 7, Episode 9: PigmalionOriginal Air Date—12 January 2003
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| Original Air Date—12 January 2003
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| Original Air Date—2 February 2003
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| Original Air Date—9 February 2003
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| Original Air Date—16 February 2003
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| Original Air Date—2 March 2003
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| Original Air Date—9 March 2003
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| Original Air Date—16 March 2003
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| Original Air Date—30 March 2003
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| Original Air Date—13 April 2003
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| Original Air Date—27 April 2003
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| Original Air Date—4 May 2003
Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman. |
| Original Air Date—11 May 2003
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| Original Air Date—18 May 2003
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| Original Air Date—18 May 2003
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| Original Air Date—2 November 2003
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| Original Air Date—9 November 2003
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| Original Air Date—16 November 2003
A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood. |
| Original Air Date—23 November 2003
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| Original Air Date—30 November 2003
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| Original Air Date—7 December 2003
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| Original Air Date—14 December 2003
Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Peggy and Luanne write a very poor Christmas carol. |
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| Original Air Date—25 January 2004
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| Original Air Date—8 February 2004
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| Original Air Date—15 February 2004
Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon. |
| Original Air Date—22 February 2004
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| Original Air Date—7 March 2004
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| Original Air Date—14 March 2004
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| Original Air Date—21 February 2004
Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority. |
| Season 8, Episode 16: DaleTechOriginal Air Date—28 March 2004
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| Original Air Date—18 April 2004
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| Original Air Date—25 April 2004
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| Original Air Date—2 May 2004
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| Original Air Date—9 May 2004
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| Original Air Date—16 May 2004
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| Original Air Date—23 May 2004
Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's just advised to break up with her boyfriend. |
| Original Air Date—7 November 2004
The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler. |
| Original Air Date—19 December 2004
During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers.
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| Original Air Date—16 January 2005
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| Original Air Date—23 January 2005
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| Original Air Date—30 January 2005
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| Original Air Date—13 February 2005
Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortunately, instead of a dog, he gets a untamed, fierce cat named Duke, with large claws, large teeth, and large vet bills.
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| Original Air Date—20 February 2005
Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn too. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him out.
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| Original Air Date—6 March 2005
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| Original Air Date—13 March 2005
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| Original Air Date—27 March 2005
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| Original Air Date—10 April 2005
John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.
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| Original Air Date—17 April 2005
Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations.
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| Original Air Date—1 May 2005
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| Original Air Date—8 May 2005
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| Original Air Date—15 May 2005
Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club. |
| Original Air Date—18 September 2005
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| Season 10, Episode 2: Bystand MeOriginal Air Date—25 September 2005
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| Original Air Date—6 November 2005
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| Season 10, Episode 4: HarlottownOriginal Air Date—20 November 2005
Hank is devastated when Peggy uncovers some unsavory facts about the founding of the town of Arlen.
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| Original Air Date—4 December 2005
Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte. |
| Original Air Date—11 November 2005
Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a "banana" - a derogatory term for an Asian who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside" - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotian heritage.
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| Original Air Date—29 January 2006
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| Original Air Date—19 March 2006
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| Original Air Date—26 March 2006
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| Original Air Date—2 April 2006
Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. |
| Original Air Date—9 April 2006
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| Original Air Date—23 April 2006
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| Original Air Date—30 April 2006
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| Original Air Date—7 May 2006
Hank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with the police.
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| Original Air Date—14 May 2006
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| Original Air Date—28 January 2007
Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman.
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| Season 11, Episode 2: SerpuntOriginal Air Date—11 February 2007
The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.
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| Original Air Date—18 February 2007
Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.
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| Original Air Date—25 March 2007
Luanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her.
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| Original Air Date—1 April 2007
Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program. |
| Original Air Date—22 April 2007
Peggy becomes a Realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past. |
| Original Air Date—29 April 2007
Bill becomes involved with the female pastor at his church, much to the horror of Hank and his fellow parishioners. |
| Original Air Date—29 April 2007
Hank becomes obsessed with a video game based on his own life. Bobby attempts to improve his physical condition. |
| Original Air Date—6 May 2007
Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale. |
| Original Air Date—13 May 2007
Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss. |
| Original Air Date—20 May 2007
Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape. |
| Original Air Date—20 May 2007
In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in past lawsuits, when he accidentally injures himself shortly after going to work for Dale's extermination service "Dale's Dead Bug". |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—23 September 2007
Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious situation at the end of the ball game. |
| Season 12, Episode 2: Bobby RaeOriginal Air Date—30 September 2007
Bobby protests against commercialism at Tom Landry Middle School when he discovers that a cute girl is suddenly interested in him because of it. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—7 October 2007
Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—14 October 2007
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—11 November 2007
Cotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other. |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—18 November 2007
Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—25 November 2007
Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—9 December 2007
Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—16 December 2007
Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet. |
| Original Air Date—6 January 2008
Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control. |
| Original Air Date—10 February 2008
Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. |
| Original Air Date—17 February 2008
Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them. |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—2 March 2008
Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—9 March 2008
While Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen artistic community. |
| See all videos (5) » | Original Air Date—16 March 2008
Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby further away from her. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—30 March 2008
Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit. |
| See all videos (5) » | Original Air Date—6 April 2008
Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up selling her own house during the dress rehearsal. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—13 April 2008
A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—4 May 2008
Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his. |
| See all videos (5) » | Original Air Date—11 May 2008
Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats. |
| See all videos (5) » | Original Air Date—28 September 2008
Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—5 October 2008
Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go "green," and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation.
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| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—19 October 2008
Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
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| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—2 November 2008
Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—9 November 2008
Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers. |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—16 November 2008
By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt. |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—30 November 2008
Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is being overly cautious with several of the group's activities and is upset when Bobby is deemed a bad influence for allowing his sons to play a violent video game. But Hank finds out that Wesley has a good reason for his conservative, cautious ways with his sons after the boys run off at a camp-in during Hank's shift ... and it comes at the expense of a promising friendship. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—8 February 2009
As LuAnn prepares to have her baby, Peggy and Lucky's sister fight over how the baby should be delivered and raised. Meanwhile, Bill falls for the woman who greets him at the fast food drive-thru window. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—15 February 2009
Hank goes to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis to introduce Buck for an award, but he makes an ass of himself after Buck finds out that he has a illegitimate son in the propane business. |
| See all videos (7) » | Original Air Date—1 March 2009
Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Meanwhile, Dale tries to prove he can survive in the "wilderness." |
| Original Air Date—8 March 2009
Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it. |
| Original Air Date—15 March 2009
Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrangements. |
| Original Air Date—22 March 2009
Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her? |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—19 April 2009
While Hank and the guys take their 4th of July rivalry with Milton Street to dangerous levels, Bobby finds religion at Lucky's church. |
| Original Air Date—26 April 2009
Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce" |
| See all videos (3) » | Original Air Date—3 May 2009
Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league. |
| See all videos (4) » | Original Air Date—10 May 2009
John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting. |
| Original Air Date—17 May 2009
Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer. |
| Original Air Date—13 September 2009
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| Original Air Date—13 September 2009
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