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Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
12 January 1997Hank Hill is a proud and true American. He loves his job as a propane salesman, and respects and loves his family. But one day, after his son Bobby receives a black eye from a baseball game and Hank is heard raising his voice at the Mega-lo Mart, some women come to suspect Hank abuses his son. Word of mouth gets around and soon Hank finds himself under investigation by a skinny, neurotic social worker.
Season 1, Episode 2: Square Peg
19 January 1997Peggy is chosen to be the Sex Education teacher at Bobby's school.
2 February 1997When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.
9 February 1997Bobby accidentally hits Hank's hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf ball.
16 February 1997After Buckley dumps Luanne Hank takes it upon himself to find her a new boyfriend, but for his own personal gain.
23 February 1997Hank is very embarrassed and introvert about his constipation. And it certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it.
2 March 1997Hank and the rest of the gang on Rainey St. gets a culture shock when their new Laotian neighbors move in next door.
23 March 1997Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses to admit his father is doing wrong, until Cotton takes Bobby to the sleazy Hotel Arlen to go hooker shopping!
13 April 1997Peggy and Hank head to Houston so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament but Hank decides fore go the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
27 April 1997When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby.
4 May 1997After Hank fires him as his exterminator, Dale infests Hanks lawn with ants in order to seek revenge.
11 May 1997Joeseph is throwing a co-ed party and informs Bobby there is going to be kissing. Never haven kissed a girl, Bobby practices on a plastic head Luanne was given for beauty school.
21 September 1997When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.
28 September 1997Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.
Season 2, Episode 3: Arrow Head
19 October 1997After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.
Season 2, Episode 4: Hilloween
26 October 1997Hank is excited about Halloween until a woman complains has the holiday canceled.
2 November 1997While on a fishing trip, for the first time ever the guys catch more fish than Hank. In order to regain his title Hank seeks advice from a friend to whom tells him visit his friend who sells bait on the side of the road. Hank unwittingly goes to a different person to whom happens to be a cocaine pusher. As it turns out the fish are very taken to the cocaine, so continues to buy the narcotics all the while not realizing he's buying drugs and not bait. After he and Dale are caught in the middle of a "transaction", the police show up arrest the two of them. So now in order to stay out of prison must catch a fish using cocaine.
9 November 1997Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.
16 November 1997Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.
23 November 1997Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point.
7 December 1997Hank goes out of his way to impress a potential out-of-town client, Mr. Holloway, to whom wants Hank to take him on an authentic tour of Texas. Unfortunately, Mr. Holloway doesn't know Texas beyond old cowboy films. Thus Hank is out of his comfort zone and make up various lies and excuses as to why he does not fit Mr. Holloway's stereotypical impression of an authentic Texan. And just when Hank is in the process of possibly finally closing the deal M.F. Thatherton swoops in and begins to impress Mr. Holloway with is ten gallon hat, boots, and his belt buckle.
Season 2, Episode 10: Bobby Slam
14 December 1997Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.
21 December 1997Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.
11 January 1998With puppets she bought at a garage sale, Luanne creates a Christian puppet show called The Manger Babies. At her first public performance Luanne breaks down and Hank comes to the rescue. So Luannes thanks him by giving him a role in her next show. Unfortunately her show happens to be the same day as the Super Bowl. So Hank must choose between the two.
Season 2, Episode 13: Snow Job
1 February 1998Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range.
8 February 1998Whild working part-time at she and Hank's old high school, Peggy learns that Hank had mono. The kissing disease. But Peggy has never had mono so that could mean Hank got it from another woman. After Peggy stops speaking to him Hank jumps through hoops to impress her.
15 February 1998Hank, Dale and Kahn are stuck in Mexico after Kahn cheats a condo owner out of money. As a result, the Arlenians have to sneak across the Rio Grande back into Texas.
22 February 1998Hank, accompanied by Bobby, has to attend defensive driving classes taught by comedic instructor Boudda Sac (Chris Rock). Bobby, inspired by Sac's racially charged humor, decides to do his own "White Pride" routine.
1 March 1998Hank fights to clear his good name after mistakenly being charged for not returning a dirty movie to the local video store.
15 March 1998Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum.
19 April 1998Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison and takes up residence with the Hill family. Trouble begins to brew, however, when she starts dating Bill and falls into some old habits.
26 April 1998Hank, in his fervor to pass up a sexy, female candidate for a position at Strickland Propane, inadvertently hires drug addict Leon Petard. Morale hits an all-time low at the job place when a "stick-boy" lawyer says that Hank must accommodate for Petard's condition.
3 May 1998In order to make Bobby learn the importance of hard work, Hank gets Bobby a job at the local race track as a drink-boy, under the management of an incompetent boss. Bobby desperately tries to convince his father that his boss is an idiot, Hank is convinced Bobby simply is isn't applying himself enough and makes him continue working for the man. Descision and an oversight, on Hank's part, that may put Bobby's life in dire jeopardy.
10 May 1998Bobby is diagnosed with ADD, which causes Peggy to quit her job and keep an eye on him. Peggy begins to question her role in life when she starts taking guitar lessons from a feminist musician.
17 May 1998Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to take a job at Mega Lo- working under Buckley.
15 September 1998Buckley is killed in an explosion at Mega Lo Mart.
22 September 1998When Bobby begins dating Marie, an older girl, Hank and Peggy oppose the relationship for different reasons. Peggy believes he is too young to have a girlfriend. Hank, while somewhat proud of his son, becomes concerned with some of Marie's traits, particularly her vegetarianism. Meanwhile, a couch mysteriously appears in the alley. The guys try to get it hauled away-- until they discover how much fun they can have sitting on it.
6 October 1998Stressed by her new job as a newspaper columnist, Peggy seeks John Redcorn's help. Hank fears she's getting the same kind of "help" as Nancy, which leads to an eye-opening experience for Peggy.
13 October 1998Hank's desperation attempts of getting his dog pregnant aggravate Peggy. Peggy becomes especially upset when Hank discovers Ladybird has narrow uterus and Hank decides the next best option would be in vitro fertilization. This revelation upsets Peggy because Hank didn't this hard when they were attempting to have children and when the idea in vitro fertilization came up Hank shot it down. Over time they realize that Hank's male biological clock is ticking and these attempts to get his dog pregnant is Hank unconsciously fulfilling his desire to have more children.
3 November 1998
10 November 1998Peggy competes in a pageant exclusively for mothers in an attempt to win a truck of her own.
17 November 1998On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in "her" opinion is the busiest shopping day of the holiday season, while Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill are participants in a lawnmower focus group. Much to Hank's dismay his father receives word of this event and decides to attend. If that's not enough, Hank is under the impression they're at the focus group to discuss their current line of mowers (i.e. Hank's mower). But he soon discovers that they're attending to discuss a new line of mowers. While all of the other attendees revel at the new mower, Hank goes out of his way to convince the others that this new mower isn't as good as the original just because it's new. But little do they all know, Hank's persistence has less to do with the mower and more to do with his mother...
1 December 1998Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative.
15 December 1998During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore.
12 January 1999Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill become volunteer firefighters. After one of them accidentally burns down the firehouse the each have different interpretations of how it happened.
19 January 1999Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class.
26 January 1999Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have taken their toll as Sauers' coaching methods are cruel and unusual. Thus, resulting in many of the players quitting and simultaneously begin playing for the near by soccer team 'The Wind'. Much to the disappointment of Hank, Bobby soon follows.
2 February 1999
9 February 1999Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of "self-proclaimed" genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby was supposed to be house-sitting, Luanne and Rad break-up. Upset with Luanne over the recent revelation he begins to perform a series of practical jokes which she retaliates to. For Bobby's final joke he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. With the assistance of Hank and Peggy, Luanne convinces Bobby that because she didn't take her birth control pills she is now pregnant and Bobby must marry her.
16 February 1999Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him.
23 February 1999While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin.
16 March 1999
23 March 1999While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum.
6 April 1999Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen.
13 April 1999After Dale remorselessly damages Hank's mower, for what ever reason filling the gas tank with a substance her refers to as "aqua-hol", Dale further infuriates his neighbor buy purchasing an expensive new mower and instantly becomes to envy of everyone in the alley. With the assistance of Boomhauer, Bill, and Peggy, Hank hides Dale's mower and sends him a series of cryptic notes and photographs which drive further in to insanity and obsession. While do some exterminating atop a balcony, a concerned Bill thinks Dale is sniper and calls the police. With police sharp shooters and gun toting vigilantes all armed and ready to take out Dale, it's up to Hank to save the day and the life of his friend.
20 April 1999Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor.
27 April 1999Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an impostor, who's just using her as an unknowing "mule" to smuggle cocaine past the guards. Meanwhile, Dale offers to spray the prison for a pittance in order to get on the waiting list to become an executioner.
4 May 1999Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her.
11 May 1999Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player.
18 May 1999Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank & Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going sky diving. But things go awry when Peggy's parachute fails to open and Didi goes into labor with no one to drive her to the hospital but Bobby.
26 September 1999Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank."
3 October 1999Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories.
24 October 1999When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record.
31 October 1999Hank becomes the new temporary shop teacher at Bobby's school where he gives the students a whole new outlook on tools and woodworking.
Season 4, Episode 5: Aisle 8A
7 November 1999Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't.
14 November 1999Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer can. Or he can let former Cowboy "Dandy" Don Meredith make the throw for $100,000; Bill visits his family in Louisiana.
21 November 1999The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving.
28 November 1999
12 December 1999
Season 4, Episode 10: Hillennium
19 December 1999As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage.
Season 4, Episode 11: Old Glory
9 January 2000
Season 4, Episode 12: Rodeo Days
16 January 2000Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown.
6 February 2000Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final.
13 February 2000When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her.
20 February 2000During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him.
27 February 2000Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets upset because she's acting just like Hank would.
12 March 2000Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money.
19 March 2000
9 April 2000After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after that Hank receives a letter from the government stating that the haircut will cost him $900.00.
16 April 2000Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits.
Season 4, Episode 21: Nancy Boys
30 April 2000Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn.
7 May 2000Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets.
14 May 2000Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website.
21 May 2000The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him.
1 October 2000Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist.
5 November 2000Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood.
12 November 2000Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy.
19 November 2000During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans.
26 November 2000Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player.
3 December 2000Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H.
10 December 2000
17 December 2000Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas.
21 January 2001Hank's truck is on its last wheels and he balks at the thought of getting a new truck, much to the chagrin of friends and family.
4 February 2001Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City.
11 February 2001When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns.
18 February 2001After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but Dale is deathly afraid of it due to a traumatic childhood experience.
Season 5, Episode 13: Ho, Yeah!
25 February 2001After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town.
4 March 2001Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job.
4 March 2001Luanne joins a church group to become a "born-again virgin," where Peggy reveals a shocking fact about her past.
1 April 2001When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it.
8 April 2001Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill played on Boomhauer in high school.
22 April 2001When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife.
6 May 2001Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
13 May 2001Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail.
11 November 2001After being beat up by some bullies Hank advises Bobby to attend a boxing course at the YMCA. Once there Bobby discovers that they are full, so instead joins a womens self defense course where he is taught to kick people in the groin as a form of self defense
9 December 2001
12 December 2001Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping.
16 December 2001Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.
6 January 2002Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
10 February 2002Bobby asks Boomhauer to show him how to impress the opposite sex.
17 February 2002The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.
24 February 2002Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.
24 February 2002Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.
3 March 2002Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.
10 March 2002Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.
17 March 2002Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.
31 March 2002When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.
7 April 2002When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father.
14 April 2002Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join.
14 April 2002Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area.
21 April 2002Luanne gets accepted by a college sorority that is actually a cult, while Hank and his friend has to shoot emus for Buck Strickland.
28 April 2002Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit.
Season 6, Episode 19: Sug Night
5 May 2002Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy.
5 May 2002Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him.
12 May 2002Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.
12 May 2002
3 November 2002
10 November 2002
17 November 2002
24 November 2002Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.
1 December 2002Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
8 December 2002Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
15 December 2002In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
5 January 2003
Season 7, Episode 9: Pigmalion
12 January 2003
12 January 2003
2 February 2003
9 February 2003
16 February 2003
2 March 2003
9 March 2003
16 March 2003
30 March 2003
13 April 2003
27 April 2003
4 May 2003Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
11 May 2003
18 May 2003
18 May 2003
2 November 2003
9 November 2003
16 November 2003A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
23 November 2003
30 November 2003
7 December 2003
14 December 2003Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Peggy and Luanne write a very poor Christmas carol.
4 January 2004
25 January 2004
8 February 2004
15 February 2004Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
22 February 2004
7 March 2004
14 March 2004
21 February 2004Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
Season 8, Episode 16: DaleTech
28 March 2004
18 April 2004
25 April 2004
2 May 2004
9 May 2004
16 May 2004
23 May 2004Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's just advised to break up with her boyfriend.
7 November 2004The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler.
19 December 2004During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers.
16 January 2005
23 January 2005
30 January 2005
13 February 2005Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortunately, instead of a dog, he gets a untamed, fierce cat named Duke, with large claws, large teeth, and large vet bills.
20 February 2005Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn too. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him out.
6 March 2005
13 March 2005
27 March 2005
10 April 2005John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.
17 April 2005Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations.
1 May 2005
8 May 2005
15 May 2005Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club.
18 September 2005 