Fired Up (1997–1998)
Terri: Now, look Gwen, y'know if we're gonna keep living together in this loft, we're gonna have to have some rules.
Gwen: Oh, no! Rules are the enemies of successful people!
Terri: Actually, rules are the enemies of criminals.
Gwen: Your brother is out of control! We need some rules around here!
Terri: ...and we shall call them THE GWEN COMMANDMENTS!
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.
Guy: You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.
Gwen: [kisses him] There, one frog closer.
Gwen: What an interseting space this is! You live in a clocktower! Did your mother live in a shoe?
Gwen: You never told me you had a brother!
Terri: Yes, I did.
Gwen: Well, you didn't make it sound important!
Gwen: If I go to bed without my hair styled, I'll be ugly in my dreams.
Gwen: I thought downsizing was a good thing, like going from a size 6 to a size 4!
Terry: Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I don't get those middle-of-the-night phone calls to bring you your diaphragm.
Gwen: Well, what if I promise not to do that... as much?
Terry: You're welcome to have coffee but you're just going to have to make it yourself.
Gwen: I don't even like to buy it myself.
Guy: You see the man sitting at the corner booth--oh, please don't turn around!
Terry: Then no, we don't!
Guy: His name is Bobby H. He's connected."
Gwen: To the table?
Terry: His jokes are like Hee Haw without the irony!
Danny: ...I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something.
Terry: [to Rick] I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth!
Guy: Princess, in all the years I went to Catholic school I learned one thing--fear nuns!
Terry: I think these three seminary students were flirting with me!
Gwen: Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day!
Danny: When we were growing up, Mickey and I both wanted to be firemen. But then one day at camp, my marshmallow caught on fire and I screamed and ran into the lake.
Danny: Do those guys look interesting to you?
Terry: So, the door swings open!
Terry: [to Gwen] I'm gonna kill you! And if your Prince Charming ever comes and kisses you gently on the lps and wakes you up, I'm gonna kill ya again!
Gwen: Happy birthday, Guy! If you could have seen the look on your face!
Guy: I did. I practiced in the mirror before I came in.
Danny: [to Gwen] You have a mother? Wow, what must she be like...
Terry: [to Gwen] It's too bad there's not a rephrase button on there